A recollection from the memoir of Thadeus Cock. His personal experience of the Martian Invasion that occurred in Melbourne in the late 19th century. A reading.

Long before the sequels to Star Wars were announced, an on spec script for episode seven was written. Here for the first time is the epic tale that should have made it to the screen. Star Wars - Not without my trousers.

Edgar Alan Poe's seminal work, The Tell- Tale Heart, was but the revised edition of his earlier hithero unheard of work. By the pulling of a finger, it be, The Tell-Fart. Huzzah.

Intrepid adventures travel to the mysterious Skull island in search of a mythical creature named, Kong. They find it all right, a giant ape parading about without pants. Oh dear lord.

Invasion. Beings from another world with a nasty streak, are here to take over. They haven't encountered on Jeff Goulblum's chest or Will Smith's smartarsedy however. Led by a hatless President can they save the planet. Egads but it is exciting.

Larry returns home to Talbot hall and is bitten by a wolf while visiting a carnival with his love interest, Marion. Is he cursed to walk the earth as a werewolf? Probably.

A shark is attacking swimmers at Amity beach and it's up to a sea-sick police chief, some whiny guy and a drunk who likes fingering blackboards to stop it.

A young woman checks into the Bates motel and never checks out. Or does she? No, she doesn't. Or perhaps this time she does. No she definitely doesn't. Or... 

An in depth look at the making of the 1960 movie, Psycho. Includes info and stats that seem too unreal to be true. Perhaps they are. Includes a bad impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock.

Piecing together the pieces of the dead, Doctor Victor Frankenstein creates an idiot.