Well, we have made our way through the original trilogy. Everything else from here on out are just spin offs, right?

Welcome to another episode of the least famous movie reviewer podcast - The Cinema Seekers. In this episode, we discuss many things - design, funny moments, music (can you blame us?). But nothing was discussed longer than the plot which must be more convoluted than Davy Jones' No-No Square. We tried to come up with some fixes, but maybe you can do better. If that be the case, let us know. Anyway the movie isn't all bad. The laugh out loud moments here surely rival the film's predecessor, and the CGI is simply marvelous for 2007; it holds up today (sans one part - press play to find out). And the lead female role given to Keira Knightley is very refreshing!

Once again guys and gals, thank you for listening. We hope you enjoy as much as we do.

Recorded on 6.23.2020

We have our heading. It's another great Pirates movie!

We've got another movie review for you guys and gals, and it was a fun one! This time, we talk music, character design, and plot, as we try to figure out questions like: "Why is Cutler Beckett in this movie?" "When did Elizabeth Swan get so good at puppetry?" and "How did Jack survive a fall off of such a tall cliff!?" And yes, Hanz Zimmer absolutely nailed it again with the score.

Don't forget to leave feedback, and enjoy!

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Recorded on 6.12.2020

Yo ho, yo ho, a good movie to see!

With this episode, we bring Captain Jack’s debut film approximately 90% praise and 10% nitpicks. We discuss the score, cinematography, script (all of which are fantastic!), and we at least try to figure out how the curse works. Bizarrely, the Game Boy Advance even gets a mention at one point.

Tune in and don’t forget to follow the code! And by code, we mean get involved in the discussion (even if it is more like guidelines than a binding contract).

Stuff from this episode:

Prop Culture show on Disney Plus

Curse of the Black Pearl on Game Boy Advance

Recorded on 6.4.2020

It’s trending #5 on Netflix: Extraction, starring Thor Odinson.

In this episode, we discuss action movie tropes and... Actually that’s mostly what we talk about, come to think of it. And also streaming services in general. Point is, there’s not a whole lot of plot between the blood and gore. That being said, if you’re stuck at home like most people, you may as well give it a watch.

Enjoy, and let us know what you think!

Recorded on 5.18.20

Zip it, Ryan Reynolds! We’re trying to review your movies!

Well it all comes down to this. The ending of our X-Men series (until New Mutants breaks its curse). What a great film to end on, too.

Thank you for listening as we talk Marvel and DC jokes, time-travel logistics, and Mr. Thanos himself (Josh Brolin). And of course, what would this series be without some more continuity errors?

We've definitely enjoyed revisiting these movies, and we hope you got a kick out of it, as well. Let us know what to do next!

X GON GIVE IT TO YA! Yes, we are X and we are going to give you... And by "it," we mean our Deadpool talk.

There are so many praise-worthy things in this film - namely, the fact that Ryan Reynolds must secretly be Wade Wilson. Seriously, he’s born for this role. You might wanna wear your brown pants for this one. You know, just in case you laugh too hard.

But it is not without it’s flaws. There’s a glaring villain problem in this movie which really holds it back. And what would a Fox X-Men movie be without some “Continuity-Shmontinuity”?

We’re nearing the end of our X-Men series, so let us know what you want to hear next!

We don't mean to dampen the mood, but yeah... Let's talk about this fantastic piece of cinema.

So much artistic consideration was put into this film and honestly, we don’t know if we did it justice with our conversation. The X-Men Franchise just doesn’t get any better than this...

...However, we do still have some questions. Like, what timeline does this movie take place in? Seriously, though, please tell us your theories. And again, HOW DO ADAMANTIUM BULLETS WORK!?

As always, we hope you enjoy and please leave us your feedback!

It’s a movie whose plot gets erased by the very next movie in the franchise. It’s a movie that desperately wanted to be an R-rated superhero film. It’s James Mangold’s The Wolverine.

Well, this trilogy has taken an interesting turn for the better. We here at the Cinema Seekers Guild recommend you go watch this movie again, if it’s been awhile. Sure, it gets overshadowed by Logan, but there is some really good stuff here! We here at the Cinema Seekers Guild also recommend you listen to this episode to hear what we have to say! Things like: Why is Jean Grey in this movie? Better yet, why is Marvel Poison Ivy in this movie!?

And let us know what you think, too! We appreciate you keeping the conversation going! If you're interested in seeing the differences between the theatrical and extended cut of this film, here's the comprehensive list.

***GUEST STAR***

Well, well, well. Look what the Fox dragged in with this one. It was kinda fun to rewatch, but ten times better to review.

Look, we get it, what more can be said about this film? Well, tune in to see what we add to the conversation because some of the views are controversial! We try our best to follow the plot of this film, but most of that ends in nitpicks and laughter. Especially that Blob scene. We can’t recommend this film by merit of its achievements, but we CAN recommend it based on its unintentionally hilarious enjoyability.

Thanks for checking us and our friend Sean out. Hopefully, you’ll appreciate that we painstakingly altered all of his curse words into noises from Nintendo’s Link. Go check him out on Instagram either at @bonkout or @bonk.art for a treat.

We also referenced this amazing YouTube series in the show, so enjoy!

Well guys, we finally made it to Dark Phoenix... Yep, this movie exists... *Sigh* Twice...

Look, even though this movie is perpetually somber, much like our hopes for a satisfying end to the franchise, you don’t have to wallow in it during this episode. Okay, maybe a little bit, but can you blame us? We’re so frustrated!

This time around, we talk about planes, trains, and Jessica Chastain - all things shockingly featured in this film. We speculate what went wrong with Simon Kinberg’s cinematic destiny. Oh, and the music. There is an *ahem* uncanny amount of music in this episode.

As always, we thank you for tuning in, and we hope you enjoy. Be sure to give us your thoughts on this one! We are so curious to know what everyone else thought.