Cinema Shitshow

Ok, it’s not really an Xmas flick. But…fireplaces and…snow and stuff? Anyway, The Albatross returns and it’s an incredibly wild time. And I think it's our first animated film!

It's a dick ripping good time when Jon returns to the nerds to discuss the greatest "Bigfoot as a slasher" flick ever made!

Jon has, at least, 3 new books out that all approach discussing film in different ways. Check him out!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys podcast rejoins the Nerds. There's so much crazy stuff going on in here that it's difficult to sum it up.

We think there was some concern over "stunt boobs", but it was sorted out.

Join us, won't you?

Nobody crazy is a nobody.

Ryan Kruger, director of Fried Barry and the recent Street Trash sequel joins the nerds, for some reason, and shares his love of film.

We hope you're not too full, cuz this is probably the longest episode we've ever put out. Happy holiday.

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.

Nothing fancy, just giving the people (two people) what they want!

Need a breath of fresh air? That's outside. We have our previous mystery guest discussing making an independent film and much more. Better than sunshine? Join us and find out, won't you? (Also features the full length version of Dj Dirty Diaper's "Hoedown", for no reason.)

Jim's Ginormous list of accomplishments:

The Creature from Lake Michigan

The HelmGraphic Novel (writer) www.thehelmcomic.com Out of Print

Fish WielderNovel (writer) www.fishwielder.com   available at:

Demon FreaksNovel (writer) www.demonfreaks.com  available at:

SticklessNovella (writer) available at:

The Happiness Jewel

Mick’s Bad RevengeChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) 

Kingdom of the SmidgensChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at:

MirrorMazeAnthology (writer) available at: 

SomniscopeAnthology (writer) available at:

PointersParody Instructional Manual (writer, as Dr. Felix Ingersol Biblescholar)

Popeye’s Voyage:The Quest for Pappy TV Special (co-writer with Paul Rieser) available at:

Gary and MikeAnimated TV Series (episode director “Road Rage”) streaming at:

SeeMore’s PlayhousePBS Children’s Series (episode writer/show bible) streaming at:

M.O.T.H.: Metal Of The HelmAlbum (writer/performer—as MasterBeast and as Picklefork) streaming at:

The Nerds discuss the film you could be entering to win with a mystery guest.

Nix drools over Barbara Crampton, the gang discusses "head hardons" and there are some terrible impersonations.

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