Nobody crazy is a nobody.

Ryan Kruger, director of Fried Barry and the recent Street Trash sequel joins the nerds, for some reason, and shares his love of film.

We hope you're not too full, cuz this is probably the longest episode we've ever put out. Happy holiday.

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.

Nothing fancy, just giving the people (two people) what they want!

Need a breath of fresh air? That's outside. We have our previous mystery guest discussing making an independent film and much more. Better than sunshine? Join us and find out, won't you? (Also features the full length version of Dj Dirty Diaper's "Hoedown", for no reason.)

Jim's Ginormous list of accomplishments:

The Creature from Lake Michigan

The HelmGraphic Novel (writer) www.thehelmcomic.com Out of Print

Fish WielderNovel (writer) www.fishwielder.com   available at:

Demon FreaksNovel (writer) www.demonfreaks.com  available at:

SticklessNovella (writer) available at:

The Happiness Jewel

Mick’s Bad RevengeChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) 

Kingdom of the SmidgensChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at:

MirrorMazeAnthology (writer) available at: 

SomniscopeAnthology (writer) available at:

PointersParody Instructional Manual (writer, as Dr. Felix Ingersol Biblescholar)

Popeye’s Voyage:The Quest for Pappy TV Special (co-writer with Paul Rieser) available at:

Gary and MikeAnimated TV Series (episode director “Road Rage”) streaming at:

SeeMore’s PlayhousePBS Children’s Series (episode writer/show bible) streaming at:

M.O.T.H.: Metal Of The HelmAlbum (writer/performer—as MasterBeast and as Picklefork) streaming at:

The Nerds discuss the film you could be entering to win with a mystery guest.

Nix drools over Barbara Crampton, the gang discusses "head hardons" and there are some terrible impersonations.

Join us, won't you?

It a maggot infested zany fest with Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys. It's not a good sign when Nix has to try and reel everyone back to reality a couple times, or is it?

Plus, the last clue for the Giveaway!

The Nerds and Newman of Movies 4 Dayz try to avoid talking about the actual film. It's uncomfortable. And Newman deserved better.

Nix is sorry.

Let's all get sucked off by a mysterious light and give birth to an adult man! The Nerds are re-joined by Seth of Movie Friends to try and discuss a movie that almost doesn't make any sense.

You can find it on YT.