Cinema Supercollider

A smutty film based on the smutty book based on Twilight. It stars Dakota Johnson's nipples, Jamie Dornan's abs, and long drawn-out contract negotiations. It's heartily disliked by the actual BDSM community because of its depiction of this paraphilia being based on questionable consent, and on old fashioned notions that kinks are based on psychological problems, or childhood trauma. We watched it so you don't have to!

Kind of boring for a super-horny picture.

In this classic episode, we finish our journey through the Twilight Saga with the Breaking Dawns, or Bella and Edward Play a Lot of Chess, Break a Bed and Have an Uncanny Valley Baby. Also, the best sequence in the entirety of the franchise happens... but it's all just a dream.

What do you get when you mix Jean Claude Van Damme, Mickey Rourke, and flakey NBA forward Dennis Rodman, blend them with 1960s cult television show The Prisoner, and garnish with a Bengal Tiger?

You get this surprisingly entertaining cinematic cocktail that goes down smooth with no bitter after-taste!

In this classic episode, we continue our journey through the Twilight Saga with the next two movies - New Moon and Eclipse! They're REMARKABLE (hee hee heee heeeeeee).

Between discussions about performing on tiny stages, wretched autoimmune skin diseases, and burlesque artistry, we discuss the 1958 beatnik/rock-n-roll/drag racing/drug dealing/ film noir starring Dick Contino, the greatest accordion player in history.

There's racing! Romance! Sexist threats! Pizza! Goons! An apple! and so much more in this black and white classic of the drive-in era!

The woman gets macho after 100 minutes of running around Southern California.

An '80s hair-metal band become zombies and defeat Hitler, and a sweaty, greasy Ross Hagen infiltrates an island of sexy women to rescue a Jai Alai player for an insurance company. Both thrilling pictures on this special episode of Cinema Supercollider dedicated to Chicago's B-Fest 2024.

After Last Season is to movies what rusty bed springs are to sponge cake.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1998 action adventure film, The Avengers! Yay for superheroes! Wait... not those Avengers? Nope. We're looking at the dreadful movie adaptation of the excellent 1960's British spy show starring Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman. It does have Sean Connery in a bear mascot costume, so it has that going for it.

Eric is disappointed, and Megan sends Barbara Crampton and Heather Graham to Horny Jail for being in this lackluster adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft short story.