In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1982 action movie, Megaforce, starring Barry Bostwick and Persis Khambatta! In the future, flying motorcycles and speed suits are all the rage, and kissing your thumb is the highest form of affection.

In this classic episode, we go on an adventure with the 1961 Jules Verne novel turned movie, Mysterious Island!  Come for the Harryhausen animation, stay for the giant crab boil. Also, books are drugs for your brain.

Save your quarter for the Killer Cow machine instead

Stuart Gordon's Weird masterpiece from 1986 featuring Jeffrey Combs & Barbara Crampton and tiny forehead dicks.

In this classic episode, we look at Mac & Me, the feature length McDonald's ad that tells the heartwarming tale of a boy and his cola-addicted alien, which is totally not a rip off of E.T. at all. Pretty nice!

Three PhD students head to a spooky castle in the woods to study folklore and find the place lousy with vampires. Some are the sexy brooding type and some are... Radu.

There's ghosts in your flip phone!

A heartwarming tale of a girl, her seal and her weird grandfather (played by Sterling Holloway, better known as the voice of Winnie the Pooh). Definitely not an extended ad for Sea World. Also, Foster Brooks drives drunk because that's how you get the funny in your kiddie movie.

V.C. Andrews's bestselling novel about child abuse, murder, and inappropriate sexual situations is brought to the screen in glorious bland-0-vision.