Cinemafia

Welcome to the long awaited twelfth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

It’s been far too long since our last release, so to our three beautiful fans we humbly apologise… To those who did not notice our inexplicable silence – shame on you 😉

This week: ‘Love Exposure’ – the impressive four-hour-long 2008 Japanese action/drama written and directed by Sion Sono.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing ‘Chronicle’ – the 2012 American found-footage action/drama superhero origin-type story, directed by Josh Trank and written by Max Landis, the latter of whom has recently been accused of sexual misconduct, so maybe it’s okay to pirate this one…

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the eleventh episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

We keep pretending we have a weekly, Tuesday release schedule, but that just isn’t happening, is it?

This week: ‘Hellboy’ – the 2019 reboot of the eponymous supernatural superhero film series, directed by Neil Marshall and based on the graphic novels written by Frank Mignola.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing ‘Love Exposure’ – the impressive four-hour-long 2008 Japanese action/drama written and directed by Sion Sono.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the tenth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

While we’ve missed weeks nearly as frequently as we’ve released on time, we’re back on schedule now with ZERO days without incident!

This week: ‘The Godfather’ - an iconic 1972 American mob drama directed by Francis Ford Coppola and written by Mario Puzo.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing ‘Hellboy’ – the 2019 reboot of the eponymous supernatural superhero film series, directed by Neil Marshall and based on the graphic novels written by Frank Mignola. Likely no longer in cinemas. Sorry, Neil.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the ninth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This week: ‘Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid’ - a 1969 American Western film directed by George Roy Hill and written by William Goldman.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing ‘The Godfather’ – an iconic 1972 American mob drama directed by Francis Ford Coppola and written by Mario Puzo.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the eighth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This week: 'Captain Marvel' – a 2019 American superhero film produced by Marvel Studios and directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' – a 1969 American Western film directed by George Roy Hill and written by William Goldman.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the seventh episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This week: 'Seven Samurai' – a 1954 Japanese epic samurai drama film co-written, edited, and directed by Akira Kurosawa, produced by Toho (of Godzilla fame, released in the same year).

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing 'Captain Marvel' – the recently released superhero origin story by Marvel Studios, directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the sixth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies. 

This week: 'The Princess and the Frog' – a 2009 American animated musical produced by Walt Disney Studios and directed by Ron Clements & John Musker.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing 'Seven Samurai' – a 1954 Japanese epic samurai drama film co-written, edited, and directed by Akira Kurosawa.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the fifth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This Week: 'Alita: Battle Angel' – a 2019 American cyberpunk action film directed by Robert Rodriquez, based on the original Japanese manga 'Gunnm' by Yukito Kishiro.

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing 'The Princess and the Frog' – a 2009 American animated musical produced by Walt Disney Studios and directed by Ron Clements & John Musker, so give that a watch in readiness for next week’s dose of your favourite disingenuous film-review podcast.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the fourth episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This Week: 'Phantom of the Paradise' – an American rock opera horror comedy from 1974, directed by Brian De Palma. "A composer sells his soul so the woman he loves will perform his music. However, an evil record tycoon steals the music to open his rock palace, The Paradise."

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing ‘Alita: Battle Angel’, a 2019 cyberpunk action film directed by Robert Rodriquez, so give that a watch in readiness for next week’s dose of your favourite disingenuous film-review podcast.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast

Welcome to the third episode of 'Cinemafia' – the film-review show where one of us lies.

This week we review 'The Counselor' – an American, celebrity-filled crime-drama tragedy from 2013, directed by Ridley Scott, and written for the screen by Cormac McCarthy. As IMDB succinctly puts it: “A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking.”

As always, we recommend you watch the film before listening, as we don't go over the plot in detail and much of our discussion may otherwise be meaningless and frustrating (if it isn't already).

The premise: we review a film, but one of the hosts (the Mafia) is covertly distorting their opinion, and it's the job of the other hosts (the Villagers) to deduce who the Mafia is and thus vote for their lynching... while at the same time everyone (hopefully) provides engaging critical analysis.

If you would like to know who the Mafia is before listening, head to https://tinyurl.com/cinemafiaspoilers.

Next week we will be reviewing 'Phantom of the Paradise', a 1974 musical rock opera horror comedy film written and directed by Brian de Palma, so give that a watch in readiness for next week’s dose of your favourite disingenuous film-review podcast.

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Official Podcast: Youtube – Apple Podcasts – Podbean

Instagram: @cinemafiapodcast