CinemaSpection

Everything is true: God's an astronaut, Oz is over the rainbow, and CinemaSpection's where the podcasts live. Corinne, Ellie, and Tim endure the bite that mocks death and venture beneath the necropolis to discuss the director's cut of Clive Barker's Nightbreed. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and graphic descriptions of pastry mutilation. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

This it was given us to know: that Corinne, a girl of not-so-ancient-name, and Tim, the not-quite-old one, would choose a movie to podcast about. It's each to their fate as we delve into the cheesy majesty of Krull from 1983. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and speculative interpretation of ambiguous prophecies. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

For a change of pace, it's time to bring out the bad guys and gals as Ellie and Tim discuss what makes a great antagonist and run down the list of their favorite movie villains. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and sympathy for the devils. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

Now we have an episode... ho.. ho... ho... It's Christmas Eve in L.A. and Corinne, Chris, Sarah, and Tim discuss the most exciting office Christmas party ever by watching that explosive yuletide classic Die Hard. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, sugar-enriched flour, partially-hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye No. 5. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

Everybody relax, we're here. Corinne, Chris, Sarah, and Tim crawl their way out of the Hell of Being Skinned Alive to discuss John Carpenter's 1986 cult classic Big Trouble in Little China. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and a six-demon bag. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

October's festival of horrors starts with a classic ghost story as Chris, Sarah, and Tim dig into the crawlspaces and hidden nooks of 1980's The Changeling. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and unexplained, unearthly banging. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

Grab a Baby Ruth and listen in as Chris, Sarah, and Tim follow the clues and discuss the 1985 adventure film The Goonies. Warning: Contains explicit language and spoilers but oddly enough does NOT contain an octopus. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

You go on the podcast, podcast goes on the internet, you go on the internet, shark's on the internet... our shark. Chris, Sarah, and Tim are closing the beaches to talk about Steven Spielberg's 1975 classic Jaws. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and uninformed speculation regarding the state of the Brodys' marriage. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

Ellie and Tim choose to fight for Helium by taking a look at John Carter, the 2012 adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's Barsoom novels. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers (both film and book), and much wistful grumbling about lost sequels. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.

This 4th of July we celebrate the uniquely American life and times of Charles Foster Kane as Chris, Sarah, and Tim discuss Orson Welles' Citizen Kane. Does this much-exalted film deserve its status as a classic? Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and dramatic crimitism... criticism... I am drunk. Our theme song is "Nostalgia TV" by Edward Jonathan Blakeley through Lynne Publishing.