Cinematic Adventures

With The Insimniacs

Lol ew.

*The Insomniacs

DILLON FRANCIS hijacks THE BLACK PARADE.

What the fuck is this?

I don't know.

Is he a pirate?

I doubt it.

No, those are pirates.

Oh, shit, pirates.

Yarg.

Uh, okay.

I didn't want to do this.

Nobody asked you!

Why are you like this?

Stop being a little bitch, Dillon Francis—

please, grow some balls.

I have balls.

Grow bigger balls, then.

You're so mean.

Shut—thefuck UP.

Why are you like this?

UGH—!

SUNNÏ BLŪ is drinking rum again, disregarding the house arrest anklet entirely.

YARG!

Sunnï, the police are coming!

The police are always coming!

UGH!!!

THEY TRYNA KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN!

[kicks trash can over]

SUNNÏ.

YO-HO-HO—-*belches* BITCH

Oh, my God.

I AM GOD. GOD WORSHIPS ME. I'M A PIRATE.

You're about to go to jail. Again!

FUCK THESE N*GGAS.

[sirens blaring; the paparazzi arrives]

Warm up my forearms

Before a performance

Warning: I got warrants

Call florance, my lawyer

—bitch, yur below me,

I'm the only,

Blow me

You should owe me

—

OH, that's hilarious.

JACK BLACK

THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU?!

YES.

ITS MOT FUNNY.

You look ridiculous.

Do you know where I just came from?!

Uh. Wednesday afternoon church?

No! The 60's!

Was it racist?

YES.

You look racist.

This isn't funny! You need to fix this!

I need to eat impossible chicken tinders.

That sounds gross

You look gross!

You! Fix this!

Where are you going?!

Somewhere safe before the acid kicks in!

You took acid?!

IN THE 60's!

Okay, have fun

Have fun with your yuck-nuggets

PASQUALE

Wanna hear some tea?

…no.

CC! It's me!

CARMELLA?!

—YES—and no!

Why are you Pasquale?

Who's “Pasquale?” I met this guy at work!

What?!

Do you like it?!

No!

What. Did I not do it right?!

No—! I mean—yes- but, Carmella—

Huh

I never taught you what to do with the other person when you're shape shifting into their body

So?!

UGH-/! No!! Where's Pasquale?!

Who is that!?

UGH.

—-

Hey.

You came to winco at 3 AM for some Pringle's and franks red hot sauce

*sets milk down*

And white milk.

It's lactose free.

—Dillon Francis?!

The milk gave it away.

The everything gave it away

JACK BLACK is high on 1969's LSD

SKADOOSH

DANNY MCBRIDE

shut the fuck up! You are not a fucking panda , you fat motherfucker! Knock it off!!!

That's not nice!

{Enter The Multiverse}

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