CINEMATIC AF Movie Podcast

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This week, pardon our fuck-ups, you fuck-heads. The show starts shaky, but we get it back on track. Join us as we go into Falcon and the Winter Soldier, G vs K, and as we cover Invincible. We desperately try to seek sponsors to support our flaccid penises. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy! 

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This week, we talk about the 2017 comedy horror, Mayhem, starring Oscar nominee, Steven Yeun, and one of CAF's favorite actresses, Samara Weaving. We also get into the infamous death stares of Savannah, GA, the post-life of Covid-19 vaccinations, and the new Superman & Lois show.  So, sit back, relax, and enjoy your micro-chipped life. 

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This week, we deep dive into WandaVision (Season 1) and talk about Willies's Wonderland. We attempt to come up with 80s sitcom porn titles. So, sit back, relax, and comment on what your 80s sitcom porn title would be. 

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This week, we go deeper into one of our favorites, From Beyond, directed by Stuart Gordon. This 80s classic is packed with body horror, sex, and brain sucking. We also say goodbye to Terry, the intern. So, sit back, relax, and send Terry your hate and loathing. 

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Cinematic AF presents, Current AF, which is a bi-weekly show where all the new and juicy entertainment news is brought to you in an unfiltered fashion. This week, we try out our new intern, Terry. So sit back, keep following us and enjoy.

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This week, we talk about the only 90's dinosaur movie that counts, Tammy and the T-Rex. This cinematic masterpiece has it all: smart-ass cops, a mad scientist, and the love between a girl and an animatronic  T-Rex. We also talk about WandaVision and many other things. So sit back, order a pizza from Pedro and relax.

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Welcome back to Cinematic AF. We are doing another one of our bi-weekly news episode we call, Current AF. This week, Ash and I give all the juicy coverage from the world of Disney, along with some news from the land of horror. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

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WE ARE BACK! 
Cinematic AF  returns for a special Christmas episode. This week, we cover the modern classic, Krampus. This twisted-tale is directed by Michael Doughtery, which is the same twisted-mind that brought you the Halloween staple, Trick 'r Treat. The Krampus knows when you are naughty and will kill  your entire family, so to say the least, it's fun for the whole family. So sit back, get out the gingerbread men, and enjoy.

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Welcome! This week on Cinematic AF, we explore the 2018 film, CLIMAX. This trippy film comes to us from French director, Gaspar Noé. The film takes place during the winter of 1996, within a single building.  CLIMAX features a large ensemble cast of twenty-four (led by Sofia Boutella) portraying a French dance troupe throwing an after-party after a rehearsal. The celebration takes a darker turn when everyone becomes increasingly agitated and confused after consuming Sangria laced with LSD. Sit back, get out your dancing shoes, and join us on this acid-trip of a movie.

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Welcome to the new add-on to the Cinematic AF podcast. Here on CURRENT AF, we report all the news and happenings in the world of film and entertainment. This program will play every 2 weeks. Cinematic AF will happen every other week. This week, Ash and I list our top 5 Halloween movies.  

We started this side show so we have more room to ramble, and we don't have to go back to talking about the film of the week. It's pretty much a show built around rants. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show.