Under the sea,

Under the sea,

Hair doesn't matter,

You must be fatter,

Take it from meeeeee,

Hands don't really help to swim,

If you can't breathe air life's looking grim,

Better have thick skin,

Else it's shit you're in,

Under the sea.

04:24 - The Little Mermaid aka. OH THE HUMANITY(Hans Christian Andersen version)

14:12 - The Physiology of a Merperson (Merson?)

39:18 - Vet's PSA (Specialists)

In our second week on the dragons of Dreamworks' How to Train Your Dragon trilogy, we have a flamin' good time discovering why those dragons are WAY too wacky, exactly how much intraspecies predation goes on in Berk and why you should really make up your mind about domestication.

03:49 - Vikings in Cinema

10:57 - Ecology of the Dragons

29:17 - Toothless vs. the Furious Five

In this week's exploration of the dragons from the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy, we look at why two heads are not better than one, why lighting yourself on fire as a defense mechanism is probably counterproductive and discover that Toothless is quite frankly disgusting.

3:06 - Movie Thoughts

11:19 - The Physiology of Toothless

24:13 - Zipplebacks, Hotburples and Nadders

36:32 - Weekly PSA (Exotic Pets)

We look at the world of Atlantis from 2018's Aquaman. Why would you domesticate a whale? Can a turtle grow to the size of a Great White Shark? Can an octopus play the drums? Spoiler alert: probably not.

5:48 - The History of Aquaman

10:33 - The Ecology of Atlantis

38:43 - The Karathen vs. Gypsy Danger (Pacific Rim)

To kick off season 2, we look at the physiology of some of the creatures of 2018's Aquaman. Why should you never take a seahorse into battle? What was Julie Andrews eating down there? Is Dave a real vet? Let's find out.

Tune in next week to hear about the ecology of Atlantis and its surroundings.

04:50 - Movie Thoughts

08:33 - The Physiology of the Karathen

31:31 - Seahorses r dum

37:14 - The Vet's PSA

For our Season 1 finale, we take every winner of our end-of-episode showdown and pit them in a line-up to see who the ultimate monster is. Tune in on Thursday when Season 2 kicks off with a new and improved format!

We kick down the kitchen door and go to bloody war with the Mogwai, from 1984's Christmas classic Gremlins. Dave gives China tips for invasion, Sam says the word 'tarsier' too fucking much and Adam can't resist showing off how much Mandarin he doesn't know.

5:52 - History of the Gremlins

18:02 - Movie Any Good?

21:40 - Physiology of a Mogwai

44:11 - Ecology of a Mogwai

1:02:32 - The Gremlins vs. Gollum

We bash down the doors of the TARDIS and ruthlessly mock the Doctor's rogue's gallery. We discover that Dave loves Peter Capaldi, Sam reveals a strange fetish and Adam tries to justify the moon being an egg.

6:30 - What is the Doctor?

11:44 - The Vashta Nerada (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead)

19:34 - The Alien Stingrays (Planet of the Dead)

30:34 - The Flood (Waters of Mars)

41:40 - The Krafayis (Vincent and the Doctor)

50:49 - Moon Egg F***er (Kill the Moon)

1:01:00 - Swimmy Long Boi (Thin Ice)

1:08:12 - The Doctor Who Royal Rumble

We submerge ourselves into the murky depths of what is clearly a backyard pool and meet... yet another man in a suit. This week is all about the Gillman from 1712's The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Dave and Adam both need more bloody caffeine.

4:29 - Movie History

14:23 - Physiology of the Gillman

37:51 - Ecology of the Gillman

1:01:56 - The Gillman vs. Richard Strickland from The Shape of Water

We get stuck into the trolls from 2011's cult classic Troll Hunter. Dave decides that the real monsters are the people, Dave accuses all vets of drug use, and Dave just loses his goddamn mind. This one's pretty Dave heavy. He deserves it.

5:31 - Movie History

17:27 - Movie Any Good?

19:11 - Physiology of the Trolls

51:34 - Ecology of the Trolls

1:12:55 - The Troll Hunter vs. Bear Grylls