Cinematographilogically Speaking

We love movies about making movies so much that we decided to do an analysis about analysis. 

Recorded 8-26-24

Remember that movie you watched in your high school English class? Yeah we thought it sucked. That movie you nervously took your date to and she was just on her phone the whole time? Yeah that sucked too. That movie poster you bought from a mall kiosk? You guessed it, that also sucked.

Recorded 8-23-24

Drop and give my 20! Drop what you're doing and write a book! Drop d3ad! Look, I know you might find your own body to be disgusting but for what its worth everyone else also finds your body disgusting, so I suggest you fix that. Sorry that was mean, it's just I really don't care how "comfy" your sweats are, we're conducting a military coup today and I need you to look presentable. 

Steven---4.6, Brody 4.5, Ennis--3.8, Jacob--4.4, Troy--4.2

Recorded 8-10-24

I want you to imagine this podcast as one of those round table discussions where a bunch of high status entertainment people are all having a discussion, except instead of looking at each other, they're all looking directly at the camera. Sure we're talking to each other, but truely we're talking to you, dear viewer, is that not what this recording is for? It's just a podcast.... it's not real life.

Troy - 4.3, Jacob - 3.0, Brody 3.3

Recorded 2-24-24

I'm sorry to let you know audience, but what you are listening to is a file copied from my computer. Only I possess the original. You then exclaim to me, because at this point you are very very angry, "There is no difference, I'm listening to it all the same!" Sure thing buster. Is googling an image of the Mona Lisa is the same thing as viewing it the Louvre? Come to my house right now. 

Scores: Troy -- 3.9, Steven -- 3.9, Brody -- 3.9, Jacob -- 4.4

Recorded 9-2-2023

I woke up to the sounds of church bells. I checked my Ring™ camera to see nothing outside. As I crack the door to the outside world and the first rays of the morning sunlight caress my face, I looked up. *BONG* *BONG* *BONG*. I knew it was time to record another podcast. 

Scores: Troy -- 4.5, John -- 4.7, Steve -- 3.9, Jacob -- 4.2, Brody -- 4.5

Recorded 8-27-2023

THIS PODCAST IS ON FIRE! Just kidding! Or...metaphorically we are? This podcast actually has a super secrete Easter egg where it starts the same way that it ends. Can you find it? It's just like the movie haha, which is also just like Life. For all those who start this podcast, you will finish this podcast. It's quite sad isn't it? But also kind of beautiful. 

Scores: Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.2, Steve -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.2, Brody -- 4.7

Recorded 6-8-2023

The Gang talk about this Dryer classic without a washer in sight. Tune in to find out the answers to the following riveting questions.

What does it mean to have real faith?

Is he really Jesus Christ?

Can AA Christ talk be supplanted with summer sales?

Will Jacob ever get to finish his point?

This and much much more on the Cinematographilogically Speaking Podcast Scores:

Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.9, Brody -- 3.5

Recorded 4-8-2023

All of these symbols are making me sick to my stomach! Cinematographilogically speaking is the Boullée of the podcasting world. Few creations, but big BIG ideas (on paper). Don't eat the figs, cover your nude body with a fig leaf, and measure force created in your stomach after all those fig newtons you ate with uh...newtons. 

Scores: Troy -- 3.3, John -- 3.5, Steven -- 3.0, Jacob -- 3.9, Brody -- 2.9

Recorded 5-29-2023