Cinephobiacs

We're finishing off Romcom month with a cup of coffee in Vegas and an attempt at humor that is flatter than the beer poured out of rusty pipes. That's right, the crew discusses the What Happens in Vegas and the (cult classic?) Cocktail episodes. But before the pod breakdowns, we quickly go over our Future Callback Cinedraft for Snipes Month and if our experience that we had with Future Sport is any indication for what is to come, we are all in for a lot of shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. 

During our breakdowns we discuss which one of us aspires to be a piece of shit, D Payne's nearly botched Vegas engagement, our love of Mike Ryan, who almost became the next Brian Flanagan and we try to ascertain whether Tony Manero would make Cocktail better or worse.
Also, find out what everyone has been wondering: Which Cinephobiac has jerked off into a bush!

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The J Man @TheJMan831
D Payne @Dpayne333
Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB
 

It's Romcom month and the gang is back to help save Silverman and to figure out what men want. We discuss the pods for Saving Silverman and What Men Want and we get a full movie breakdown from D-Payne and Spaghetti on their punishment movie, Look Who's Talking Now!

The gang discusses if white people really do love Neil Diamond, how many wieners is too many, if we're still making nuns, is Tracy Morgan the black Adam Sandler, if a song has ever jarred you in a movie and what is the ideal movie theater food lineup. So grab a hotdog or two or three, shake up a can of beer and crack that bad boy open and laugh along with us.

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The J Man @TheJMan831
Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB
D Payne @Dpayne333

Getting out of the cage, the Travolta Cage, never felt so good! In this weeks episode, the crew breaks down the last two pods of Travolta month, Look Who's Talking Too and Poison Rose. We do a lot of ascertaining in this episode. Such as, is Zach philing all of his picks good for the show? Do we actually get the show? Or, is Amin right for wanting Trump sounds dropped into the pod? 

We figure these things out and more. Plus, we go over our "Am I Too Soon" prediction for Septembers theme. Are they sticking to the pattern of actor, theme, actor, theme...who knows? And finally we break the tension by discussing what we are watching to break away from the pain Travolta month has brought us.

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 The J Man @TheJMan831
D Payne @Dpayne333
Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB

It's Rom-Com month for Cinephobe and the crew drafts their predictions. One of us wants a palate cleanser, another has an affinity for Matthew McConaughey and someone is actually picking strategically. Who has the better strategy? Guess we'll know in 4 weeks...

Also, since the J-Man has the stellar record of 2-7 when it comes to picking zagacktos, he got to lay down another movie for punishment and Spaghetti and D Payne are pissed. Plus, we all decided that we all need to eat out a little more...

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The J Man @TheJMan831
Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB
D Payne @Dpayne333

We're back in the cage, the Travolta cage boys. Fresh off our interview with the legendary Anthony Mayes, we break down the pods for Killing Season and Staying Alive.

In addition to breaking down terrible accents, odd hairlines, worst Cinephobe dad and a litany of montages, we ascertain if we are out on Kevin Hart, did Rocky fight AIDS in Rocky V and if we have the Goods to write a screenplay.

Oh, and don't think we forgot the punishment. The two losers, D-Payne and Spaghetti Lasagna, gave the J Man a thorough break down of the 1990, made for TV movie, Captain America!! Phobe or Phile? Golden Dumpsters? Ass on/ Ass off? It's all there in their review.

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The J Man @TheJMan831
D-Payne @Dpayne333
Spaghetti Lasagna @spaghetti_20CB

Bonus Episode alert! This week the crew got to interview the genius producer of the Cinephobe podcast, Anthony Mayes AKA Corn Puzzle. We get into how Mayes got to be the producer of Cinephobe, his thought process while editing and producing the pod, his top movies that aren't Cinephobe movies and do we finally squash D Payne's beef with Mayes and his movie selections? 

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The J Man @TheJMan831
Spaghetti Lasagna @spagetti_20CB
D Payne @Dpayne333
Mayes @CornPuzzle

In this episode, the crew break down the last two pods of Super Hero month, finish the last 3 rounds of the Cinedraft for Travolta month, give their “Am I Too Soon” predictions for August’s theme and introduce a new segment, “Breaking the Tension”.

We discuss if there is such a thing as Amin being too drunk, Spaghetti’s vast knowledge of internet porn, whether we want to see Cinephobe become a visual medium and who has/hasn’t had sex in their parents bed!

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D-Payne: Dpayne333
Spaghetti Lasagna: spaghetti_20CB

In this mini-episode, D-Payne and the J Man go over round 1 of the first official Cinephobiacs Future Call Back Draft. They reveal what next months Cinephobe theme will be, what's coming up in the next podcast, introduce what the punishment is for not predicting the Cinephonbe crews movie selections correctly and the J Man shamelessly plugs his other podcast, Somehow I Manage(d) with a yes or no game of what movies he has not seen.

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Spaghetti Lasagna- @spaghetti_20CB

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This episode of Cinephobiacs, the crew breaks down the first three weeks of Super Hero Month. We get into D-Payne's beef with Chris Cote, relive the timeless band Evanescence, discuss if Finland is a country and penis talk? Tension?

Plus find out what our requirements are in order to be considered a super hero as well as who the hell in our crew has never watched a single Sean Connery James Bond movie!!!

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The J Man: TheJMan831
D-Payne: Dpayne333
Spaghetti Lasagna: JakeMartin_Stan

In the Cinepohobiacs inaugural episode, the J Man, Spaghetti Lasagna and D-Payne review the Cinephobe podcasts for the month of May and wonder why they would say that name, Ben Affleck. The "You white? Then you Ben Affleck" month started off with all smoke and no fire with Smokin Aces and was followed up with two runtime war Hall of Famers in Armageddon and Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice and came to a monster of a close with Reindeer Games. 

The guys discuss their introductions to the Cinephobe podcast, impressions of the 4 movies reviewed this month, their Golden Dumpsters from the pods, give their future callback predictions for the upcoming Super Hero month in June and reveal more "Am I too Soon" predictions for the month of July.

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J Man @TheJMan831
Spaghetti Lasagna @JakeMartin_Stan
D Payne @Dpayne333