It's the dad's turn to tell stories of young Adam and Ryan. Rich Kuchar comes to the studio to join Jared in telling these fabled stories of Ryan and Adams youth. Fact checkers may need to check in.

Jared escapes to Schmhawaii. Leaving the boys to fend for themselves as their mothers come to the studio for a visit. Katie and Jen share some interesting things from Ryan and Adam's past. As well as share their own testimonies and discuss the parable of the Sower.

The guys get a visit from Brian. They share their ideal superpowers and dig into the parable of the shrewd manager.

The guys drop a listener challenge. Recount a recent trip to IKEA. Have a discussion on villains, and Jared shares his testimony.

The guys sit down with Tom to share some Greenlake stories and hear his testimony.

The guys move the studio to the church patio where they meet up with John Bieker. John and the guys discuss what actors would play them in their biographical films. And something about Transformers and the "Great Value" version GoBots.

The guys discuss their death row meals and who they would eat with in their final hours. Adam shares his testimony, and they dive into the book of Revelation.

Special guest Julie Conroy comes to chit-chat with the guys. Things get a little sideways when they start playing a "would you rather game". And Jared shares his worst date experience.

Ryan, Adam, and Jared tackle the mayo vs miracle whip debate. Jared asks how old is too old to use slang and Ryan shares his testimony.

The guys introduce themselves. Share their insights on “old people sayings”, and learn about the creation of the sandwich.