Cirque Du Sirois

Mike P. from Heritage Auctions stops by the studio and shares some incredible pieces with us and our viewers! Also, the second clue for Marble No. 4 (which has yet to be located), plus Russell Brand falls asleep each night to custom-made soccer chants from his English prison pals!

The gang returns from MEXICO CITY with tales of Día de los Muertos, the Mexico City Grand Prix, and a deep dive into the food, culture, and chaos of North America's largest city.

ALSO: Is LIV Golf officially dead? And where do all those PGA Tour traitors go crawling back to? We're looking at you, Bryson.

PLUS: CIRQUE enters a terrifying new era of technology as we christen our brand-new phone system and unleash actual callers onto the show. What could possibly go wrong?

It was a wild ride. And we're just getting started.

It's election night on Cirque, where we tracked the returns with a rolled-up-sleeved Dingu in front of a green screen as the blue wave splashed all over our tummies. 

PLUS: A big sports fight over what remains of the Dallas Cowboys' season. Is there anything left to fight for, or are we just arguing over the deck chairs on the Titanic?

AND: The clue for the $1,000 Marble Number 4 is finally released, and it's every bit as confusing as you'd expect. Good luck, suckers.

Our second annual Halloween Spooktacular with costumes! Spooky songs! Trivia Murder Parties! Timestamp 2026! Interactive games! And, Stone Cold beats everybody's ass, ALL NIGHT LONG!

Was Pat McAfee being a giant dumb P over the University of Utah's harmless social media bit, or is he just permanently exhausting? Did Dez Bryant feel morally justified in going full road-rage vigilante on a couple of teenagers who dared cut him off in traffic? And did the Cowboys actually turn a corner against the Eagles, or did they just beat up on a garbage Philly team and trick everybody into believing again?

All that and the usual assortment of nonsense on this episode of Cirque Du Sirois.

Texas Monthly BBQ editor Daniel Vaughn joins us to talk the best BBQ joints in DFW and across Texas. We reveal the results of our free throw shooting experiment, complete with video from the gym. Plus, Luka Dončić and a Warriors rookie exchange words in the NBA season opener in a way we've never seen before.

Why did it take us this long to realize that our head coach is over his head? Also, 30 years of Jerry Jones trickle down culture has poisoned the organization and there's only one remedy. In the news, we meet the Watauga Banana Man, and we get a sneak peak at the Nathan Fielder documentary You Can See Everything. 

We assembled an all-time NFL dream team made up entirely of Texas-born players, and we're convinced they'd beat the living hell out of any team the other 49 states could put together.

Plus, we play TimeStamp 20:26, the movie screenshot guessing game that's sweeping the nation. 

And finally, meet the Millennial Bonnie and Clyde. They're making headlines, but instead of knocking over banks and making off with bags of cash, these criminal masterminds are stealing... electric bikes. The American outlaw has officially hit rock bottom.

The Cowboys are headed to Packer Land with some new faces and fresh ideas on the defensive coaching staff. Will it be enough to turn things around, or should they just spend the weekend at Beansnappers?

Plus, we discuss the heartbreaking news of Breaking Bad star RJ Mitte's death by suicide. And we wrap things up by raiding a group of friends who somehow managed to be even drunker than we were.

The Cowboys bounce back against the Texans as Dak puts together an MVP-caliber performance and CeeDee keeps rewriting the record book.

Plus, we sit down with our 3rd Marble Conqueror and learn how he cracked the Da Cashi Code.

And our Hero of the Day: The In-Flight Lady Wanker.