Oh my God, another bloody episode of What Would Denise Do? and this time we’re serving chaos on a silver platter. Davina McCall impressions? Check. Heated debates over GIF vs. JIF? Obviously (David now concedes he said it wrong!).

Mariah Carey’s job-seeking dance moves? You bet. Plus, Dominic spills all about his holibobs, including MAGA maniacs, feral sunbed wars, and a bartender who basically tried to kill him with rum. Also, Bridget Jones is BACK, and we’re gagging over it.

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