The poddie pair Kathy and Shiv take on the BIG ISSUES of the day and today it is Picnics. What to take, what to drink, what celeb nudes you should draw and Kathy's stance on cutlery. Expect the sort of route to the topic that you would curse your sat nav for.

The Claptrap Duo Kathy and Shiv return months and months later and chat about nothing for about half an hour. It's perfect poddie material...as is cloth. Warning - contains references to Blue songs and some poor quality Siri gags.

Kathy and Shiv take a wistful look at The Herbs Belladonna episode and get a bit distracted by their burgeoning pop music careers. Expect much bone and nose chat.

Our ever professional podcasters Kathy n Shiv serve up a 'king marvellous treat vaguely reviewing King Rollo episode The Breakfast. Kathy isn't swigging but Shiv is because it is a Tuesday. Expect wildly diverging scores and wonky chit chat

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Shiv and Kathy together, apart, dissect The Mouse Mill episode of Bagpuss in not quite microscopic detail; blindsided as they were by a gaslighting bookend and an overly long song mocking a baker. Expect usual low levels of production quality and high levels of nonsense.

Shiv and Kathy try and embrace lockdown by watching danger (pause) mouse from a safe distance apart. They ended up watching 5 in one of an episode called Custard from 1982. Shiv has no clue what happens and there's some rough editing and scruffy mic noise but there is fun. And pauses.

Our isolated and socially distanced claptrap crew have a go at doing a remotely recorded special packed full of tips to survive the madness out there. Settle back, ignore the advice about ice cream vans, and let Kathy and Shiv give you some hope in these dark times/ talk nonsense in your ears.

Oooooh Bertha...Shiv gets carried away while Kathy watches Bertha for the first time. Expect some references to being "of its time" and a woman in a waistcoat. But mainly watch out for too much theme singing at the start.