Gift Up

Clark Griswold


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Gift Up was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

Clark Griswold written by Stephen Perlstein

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba


LYRICS:


I was shopping in a Chi-town mall looking for an Under-Gown when it struck me 

That I've been waiting since March to find a tree that I’d cut down... like the movie 

So I changed my plans, hopped into the family Station Wagon and then I called you

"I need you to pretend that it's Christmas time again" you said “Do I need to?”


I want so badly to believe that “it’s the truth, that Claus is real"

And I want cheer in every word, an ornament and a blizzard


I got a gift, a jelly of the month club card, I reached my limit!

The eve it called for snow but it is clear today so I'm angry

My brain had snapped and I yelled "drum roll on the street" and then yelled "hit it!"

And I light you in a style that Clark Griswold would have admired (That movie’s classic)


I want so badly to believe that “it’s the truth, that Claus is real"

And I want cheer in every word, an ornament and a blizzard


I know budgets are tight this year, but do you ever get the fear

That you'll be kidnaped despite the yule I want my bonus I want a new pool.


I want my bonus I want a new pool.

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