Classic Film Jerks

We watched 1982's Tootsie and now we demand that every movie has a theme song with the title of the movie in it dammit!

We watched 1958's Touch Of Evil and now we want to VARGAS, VARGAS, VARGAS!

We watched 1960's Spartacus and now we wonder if we can use the trident without the net.

We watched 1955's Rebel Without A Cause and now we definitely don't want to have a Jim Stark level first day of school.

We watched 1966's The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and now we don't want to work at a gun shop.

We watched 1957's 12 Angry Men with guest (and lawyer) Evan Hanson from the Real World Consequences blog and now we want to wipe our brows with a hanky.

We watched 1959's Ben Hur and now we would like to order the Chicken Marsala please.

We watched 1971's The Last Picture Show and now we regret not naming our children Cloris.

We watched 1942's Yankee Doodle Dandy and now we want to tap dance down the White House steps.

We watched 1942's Holiday Inn with Jeff Somogyi from the Your Weird Podcast and now we just want to....*insert racism here*