Classic Film Jerks

We watched Sunset Boulevard and now we are ready for our close up.

We watched The Man Who Knew Too Much and now we refuse to pay to go into Albert Hall.

We watched The Maltese Falcon with all three members of the Cult Film Club Podcast and now we want to get into the hat business.

We watched Singin' In The Rain and now we want to get our teeth whitened.

We watched 1933's King Kong with guest Carlin Trammel from the Nerdlunch Podcast and now we refuse to vacation on Skull Island.

We watched Vertigo and now we want to pluck our eyebrows.

We watched The Conversation and now we don't want to watch Gene Hackman kiss anymore.

We watched Double Indemnity and you should see our amazing hairstyles.

We watched Lawrence Of Arabia and now we want to ride camels.

We watched White Christmas and now I'm dreaming of making fun of White Christmas.