The Big One.

The gods set into motion the next stage in their games, and enjoy the most fun they've had since they made Paris choose between Juno, Venus and Athena. It's all gonna come down in flames, whether the Fates want it to or not...

In this slightly shorter episode, Aeneas (finally) finishes his tale, nicely summarising the adventures of Odysseus...Sorry, I mean...nicely summarising his OWN adventures, of course, before reaching Dido...#imitationisflattery...

In Book Two, Aeneas begins his very, very tragic tale of his immense and endless suffering (which was, yes, even greater than Odysseus') as he narrates the fall of Troy.

Re-interpreting The Aeneid in my...'honest' words, Book One introduces us to the slightly-angsty Aeneas, the charismatic Dido, and the mild, unrelenting wrath of the gods...