The theme of today's episode is: Tonal Dissonance.

Join us as Ted discusses the bizarre audio-visual phenomena that only the combination of sensory deprivation and repetitive viewing of Tim Allen Christmas threequels could produce. Stick around as John recounts his experiences with watching the movie while synced to prog rock. Look out for "Santa Claus vs. Burger King: Dawn of Justice" coming soon to a theater near you.

Homework for this week:

Try to find lines in the movie that don't fit the scene they're in.