An epic in 2 parts.

Grab your proton packs, folks, because this episode is haunted. Keep an ear out for EVP as we fight our way through technical difficulty after technical difficulty to discuss the deeper meanings behind the bad future, Santa's downward spiral into depression, and how none of us should ever write scripts for Hollywood, ever, under any circumstances.

Homework this week:

Watch out for anything strange sleepin' in your bed.