Alternate title: Tim Allen Goes to the Store.

Due to unforeseen circumstances involving sudden illness, we have a last minute guest this episode. We didn't even have time to think of a way to kill him off at the end. In any case, today's episode features conversation regarding objects seen in the first act and never seen ever again, though we wish they were. Also, we consider hitting everyone in the movie with a shovel. Repeatedly.

Today's homework:

-Edit Tim Allen being hit with a shovel into every scene in the movie.

-Eat poutine. You don't have to like it, just try it.