You may, however, call a doctor. I don't feel so good.

This week we watched Airplane! Time to make the least fair comparison between two movies that has probably ever been made. Mostly, we just use the comedic successes of one movie to describe the failings of the other. Also, we discuss the business policies of Bad Future Scott Calvin and blow the lid off the biggest conspiracy yet.

Homework for this week:

-Design Jack Frost's improvised Gundam.

-Let us know: How many years would it take for society to not care that Santa's real?

-Uncover more evidence that Tim Allen is secretly an ape man.