"When your environment is clean you feel happy, motivated and healthy" - Lailah Gifty Akita

Cleaning is one of those unavoidable facts of life that just continues to torment us all just as that boulder tormented poor syphilis.

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? 

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Cover art by Ezra Coh