Derivative

"When your environment is clean you feel happy, motivated and healthy" - Lailah Gifty Akita

Cleaning is one of those unavoidable facts of life that just continues to torment us all just as that boulder tormented poor syphilis.

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? 

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"Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end." - Joanne Harris

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? 

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There's no such thing as bad publicity!

Today's episode is all about advertisements! From beer to mobile apps, advertising is up there with death and taxes as one of life's unavoidable monsters. 

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? 

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♫When I think of home, I think of a place where there's love overflowing♫

Home is a word that has many varying definitions for each individual. Join hosts Willie and Yianni as they delve into their experiences with the somewhat elusive concept of "home". 

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? 

Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines 

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( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

Are you a cute or a chronic? Cuteness is a cultural phenomenon of which Willie and Yianni are wholly unqualified to effectively discuss and yet here they go anyway. Give 'em a listen and see if you agree with their thoughts on CUTE.
 
Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

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S P A C E

The final frontier...maybe not? We're not really sure, but Yianni and Willie do try to figure out space and its many different forms: personal space, negative space, outer space, Sissy Spacek, the works.

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

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P.S. Happy Barbieheimer to all those who celebrate 

Careful the things you say, cause children are nosy little animals and they will listen.

Urban Dictionary defines "childs"  as"a much more entertaining way of saying children"

Example:
Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"
Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines

Cover art by Ezra Cohen 

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

What is flirting? Who does it? Who wants it? And who's good at it? Willie and Yianni look deeper at the strange human action that is flirting and whether they are good at it.  

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

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DON'T TREAD ON ME

Yianni and Willie take a moment to not only touch grass this week but talk about it at length. Discussing what it means to society and each of their own personal relationships with grass. Enjoy!

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

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**This episode contains explicit material**...obviously. So tread with care as Yianni and Willie explore the topic of swear words.

Join them as they divulge into its etymology, rank English's most common profanities, and share some personal stories from their childhood surrounding certain curse words.

Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast?

Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines

Cover art by Ezra Cohen