Cleme

hi children. I spent this past weekend in Brooklyn NY doing some awesome videography work for some DJ friends of mine and I talk about that. I talk about one a kinky tinder date I had in NY. I talk about how I'm gonna quit my job. I also talk about being a Mexican who is sexy cause not all of us are, (we are built like badger moles), and lastly I cry about how being sad all the time is no longer cute anymore...

I cant start the revolution so to join the revolution please follow me on IG, @loveclementejr.

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hi guys, Dr. baby phat here. In this episode I talk about my missed flights due to my negligence, gay girls twerking on me, I smoked an entire cigar in 20 minutes and spent the next hour in the bathtub throwing up, the 1975 concert in charlotte NC, & my completely side-lined opinion on the tragedies in Gaza.

hi my sugar-puffs. when i was 16 i created a gofund-me that epically failed and i received 0 dollars. In the episode I lash out by talking about how much a failed gofund-me makes me laugh, I talk about my borderline insane obsession with 9/11, and I also talk about how any suffering i go through is cause I feel too much.

Also please donate to my cat stinky's rib removal gofund-me, link below. chaio.

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Hi my little teapots, short and stout. In this episode I recap my recent visit to Texas for my friends first DJ performance, I talk about how much I loved Texas, I talk about my deepest fears, and I read some of my writings from my "journal". Thank you for listening. Truly.

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Twitter@riveracleme

hi my sugar babies. In this episode I talk about how I neglect nice things, how I have a friend who watches dog p*rn, and I talk about my African coworkers who make me feel all tingly inside. I talk about my lack of a d*&k print in my pants, and how people need help to be themselves.

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instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

hi my loves. I dedicate this entire episode to a singular monologue. In this particular one I talk about the overly-cliched idea that good art comes from being broken, I go into depth on just how abusive parents can be, and lastly I discuss how I want to treat my future children so they don't go through the bullshit I went through. Your parents are terrorists and you're the hostage.

Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

This episode was recorded naked so please bear that in mind. In this episode I talk about my shameless accidental indecent exposure in the gym, I talk about non crazy "weird warlock witch B*&%@s", I talk about the worse things I've said to people, and how I've apologized for them. Follow my IG and twitter below. I love each and every last one of you sweethearts.

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thank you for listening guys <3

What's up my biological children. In this impromptu podcast I talk about about a jacked chad in my gym talking about how many girls he fu*@s, and how I found that silly...I mention a story of my dad convincing me I had a white Dad. Lastly, I explore the idea that the people around you aren't whole, they're half. They've been half your whole life, you just never had the wisdom to realize it.

Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr

I love you guys, thank you for listening.

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What the fuck is up my wonderful listeners. I am officially back from my hiatus, my sabbatical! I understand the confusion that all FIVE of you had about my whereabouts but do not fear, I'm back in full gear. In this episode I talk about my love for foreign people, how they understand me so well. I talk about girls who legit look like tarantulas, and thinks its okay. Last but not least. I talk about how God will give you exactly what you asked for, and test you by seeing what you do with it.

I love you, whoever is listening. Thank you, its so weird to me and small but it means the fucking world.

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Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme

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In this episode I get rather serious. Talk about my struggle with being myself, I talk about how hard it is to be yourself, and how being yourself is a easy road to get hated by people who can't be themselves.

IG - loveclementejr

Twitter - @riveracleme