Things are really getting out of hand about the activist has turned the Quick Stop customers against Dante.

Jay talks about blow jobs and wait is that Scott Mosier?

Jay and Silent Bob arrive and Jay is already losing his mind.

Kyle discovers the magazines in the background as the anti-smoking talk continues.

Dante deals with a merchant just so happens to be anti-smoking and has a lung in his bag.

Dante makes the classic banner with one dollar shoe polish and the guys fully now understand the beginning of this movie based on the store hours on the door.

As Dante gets the newspapers set up, the guys look at the headlines on the Daily News and discuss the career of Scott Mosier.

Dante is leaving for work and the credits are rolling. Meanwhile the guys get obsessed with the items on top of Dante's VCR and Kyle announces a cool Twitter contest.

The guys talk about Brian O'Halloran's career and discuss why Dante happens to be in the closet to start the movie.

Welcome to Clerks Minute! Blake & Kyle start off their conversation breaking down the 1994 Kevin Smith classic with the movie studio logos for Miramax Films and View Askew Productions include the story of Vulgar The Clown.