Elias discusses him Transformers flow chart from Bible camp then Randal and Jay torture him singing to Satan.

Randal picks on Elias for being excited about the upcoming live action Transformers movie.

Special Guest: Erik Blythe from Randomchatter

Emma has problems with Randal and Elias shows up to work.

Special Guest: Crystal Beth

Dante and Emma make out on the swings outside Moobys.

Special Guest: John Patrick Windsor from Mystic Pizza Minute

Randal doesn't know the difference between Anne Frank and Helen Keller.

Special Guest: Kurt Hoffman

Jay and Silent Bob find Jesus Christ and Randal is harrassing the man in a wheelchair on a blog message board. 

Jay and Silent Bob arrive at Moobys.

Special Guest: David Hulford from Mystic Pizza Minute

After checking in on the remains of Quick Stop, Dante and Randal get Moobys ready for business.

The reason for Quick Stop fire is reveal and Dante and Randal drive to work.
Special Guest: Tracy from Barenaked ABCs

Dante arrives at the Quick Stop and it's on fire!