Would you rather listen to Cleveland Leisure Lodge every time you have sex or for 2 hours every day? Alainna and Talia unearth a ~vintage~ book of Would You Rathers and see where the questions take them. Cockroaches, rattlesnakes, and aliens included. Warning this episode is gross!

Outro Music: Afraid to Feel by LF System

This title isn't in the episode. We were just watching YouTube after and LOVED this title. Obrigada!

On this week's episode of the Leisure Lodge, Alainna and Talia discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, board game ethics, and a recent engagement. Bret Easton Ellis and Lars Von Trier are also topics discussed! Thanks for listening!

Outro "Music": 1 minute of Brown Noise - Relaxation, Sleep, Studying and Tinnitus

Thanks for being patient with us while we missed last week's episode due to some technical difficulties! This week Alainna and Talia talk about Pokemon vs Yu Gi Oh, shellfish culture in Northeast Ohio, and whether or not punk is dead. Did Talia invent the term incel, did Alainna invent the term femcel? Tune in to find out.

Outro Music: Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs by Kelsey Grammer

This episode will make you hungry. And thirsty. Alainna and Talia discuss fermenting foods, today's hot cocktails, and their first experiences with alcohol. This is a fun episode, heavy on the Leisure in Leisure Lodge.

Outro Music: Beautiful by A.G. Cook

We're back! Apologies for skipping last week! Alainna had Covid - don't worry you'll hear all about it. This episode is standard pop culture musings. Cigarettes. Talia and Alainna reverse the narrative and criticize the men of Hollywood's plastic surgery mishaps. We also analyze Fergie's discography.

Outro Music: Music for a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles

TBH, we don't even want to bother with this. Vintage style, this episode is all over the place.

Outro music: Grigio Girls by Lady Gaga

Whoa a guest! Talia and Alainna are joined by stranger from California, Ryan. We interrogate him about being in Cleveland as an outsider and the differences and similarities between NoCal and NEO. A surprising game of Fuck, Marry, Kill ensues with unlikely candidates. This man tries to tell us about periods and pop music... the AUDACITY! Thanks for joining us Ryan!

Outro Music: I Used To Get It In Ohio by Cam'ron

Talia and Alainna finally get to debrief on the Met Gala, adding their 2 cents to the already overly-discussed narrative surrounding Kim Kardashian's outfit choice. Alainna crowns her top look of the night: the answer will shock you! Other hot-button topics up for debate this week: is it okay for men to post on Instagram, or is that reserved for girls? can men be pop stars? Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil? Also, if you are trying to break up with someone, or otherwise engage in messy public behavior, please email us at [email protected].

Outro Music: Norman F****ing Rowell by Lana Del Rey

On this week's episode Alainna plays quizmaster for her new creation: Secret Scientologist. Talia has to deduce which famous (and sometimes 'famous') celeb is a scientologist. If you played at home let us know how you did. Alainna has done her research this week and does her best to answer some of Talia's burning questions: Does Scientology have a presence in Ohio? Why are so many celebs involved with Scientology? Where do Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez fit in? Tune in to find out!

Outro music: Debra by Beck

This episode we are joined by fellow podcaster AJ! We discuss AJ's men's rights activism and personal extraterrestrial experiences while we hear the perspective of a veteran solo podcast host. We explore the value of platonic friendships with the opposite sex and take time to casually talk about euthanasia -- typical banter! What's AJ's credit score? How much is his rent? Listen to find out ;)

Listen to AJ's podcast AJ Simon Says on Spotify and Stitcher.

Follow AJ's YouTube channel PlusUltra AJ.

Outro Music: Keemy Casanova by Akeem Ali