Do you wish your wife could run miles and overcome hurdles as easily as you (hypothetically) could take a brisk jog? Do you dream of your house pocked with the marks of a beast of burden with little bowel control? Do you pine for your eyes to burn from the bright pastel colors and your ears to bleed from the shrill voice inexplicably escaping from your spouses maw? If you sympathize with all such desires, then a pony waifu is right for you.

This week, Extra Credit goes to a dog and pony show!

With Argyle Funk, Detective Slowpoke, Fruithag, Nuffkins, Zekka, and Amelia Blank

Edited by Positive Stress

Content provided by Carrie

Cover art by Dr. Activisionary

Subject featured: mylittlewaifu.com

Music used: Pony by Ginuwine, No One's Gonna Love You by Band of Horses