this week we watched closer (2004).

a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.

we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been like with a David Attenborough voiceover.

thanks for listening.

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