Closet Takes

Closet Takes

By Franco BautistaSociety & Culture
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Closet Takes episodes

  • The Hard Truth on Parenting
    Franco and Gabe talk about parenting and having kids. Franco gets real about giving parenting advice even if you don’t have kids yourself. Parents are allowed to not always love being one.
    1 hr 18 min
  • Just Say What You Mean
    On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe finally settle their pending debate. Sweet AND Savory? Sweet OR Savory? This debate has been marinating, cooking, and brewing for months and the gays finally settle it. Follow us on Instagram/Threads @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod
    1 hr 24 min
  • It’s November 1st, Did Someone Say Christmas?
    On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe celebrate the rebirth of our Christmas Queen Mariah. They breakdown some holiday songs and share if they want a hippopotamus for Christmas or their two front teeth. The gays also discuss a twitter thread that Franco found interesting. Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter @ClosetTakesPod. We are now on threads!! @ClosetTakesPodcast
    1 hr 21 min
  • Grab Your Rosemary…Baby
    Happy Halloween Queers and Peers!! As we say goodbye to another spooky season, we sit down and read some Reddit horror hook up stories. Franco shares another one of his horror stories. So grab your nearest queer/peer, a blanket, some hot chocolate, and sit back and get ready for some real horror. Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod
    1 hr 8 min
  • Make Your Choice
    On this week’s episode we take Halloween Buzzfeed quizzes and Gabe talks big game… Can he survive his horror story? Two gays enter a closet but only one comes out…
    1 hr 29 min
  • Are You Super-sis-tious?
    On this week’s episode Gabe asks Franco if he is superstitious. We play fu*k, marry, slash and Franco comes brings back an old topic… granny candy… Join us for this week’s spooky fun.
    1 hr 15 min
  • Count Cockula (late release)
    On this week’s episode… are gays vampires? We sit down and get into the spooky season by going over our first ever episode and revisiting the topic of final girls and our favorite horror franchise.
    1 hr 19 min
  • You Got Catfished
    Gabe & Franco take on the idea of catfishing. The call is coming from inside the house honey. Listen in on some clever way scammers just to get you and what lies people have fallen for that cost them big.
    1 hr 20 min
  • The Age of A.I.
    On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe sit down and talk about the latest trends with A.I. We discuss the newest NPC trend on TikTok and why people are buying into it. Franco finds a new foe and it’s not boomer! So sit back and enjoy the episode
    1 hr 11 min

About Closet Takes

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Two gay millennials going back in the closet to discuss movies, music, video games, pop culture, and anything in between. Join us every week for a new episode and have fun listening.