What are your priorities in life? Are they playing GOAT-ed games that ruin your friendships, or sweeping a big woman off her feet? Join Emmy and Mia for that discussion in this Semi-Final episode of Closing Shift.

After 2 weeks of dying, Emmy has jumpstarted Mia's brain with a mindboggling game. With only two more episodes to come, Mia begins to ask important questions: Markiplier, or 50 Shades of Grey?

All good things must come to an end, but not before reaching that sweet, sweet 50 episode milestone. Join Emmy and Mia for another episode of Fortnite, Communism, and singing toilets.

➢ Mia has reached transcendence through Italian cuisine. Emmy has reached the pits of Hell through Best Buy. You have reached a podcast listening platform to find us. Closing Shift welcomes you to episode 46.

➢ Who will you join in battle? What was the best match at Wargames 2024? How much do you hate Hop? All answered by co-hosts Emmy and Mia in this week's episode!

➢ Drink our specialty blend of Closing Shift Coffee. Creamer brings happiness. Creamer brings the light of God. Open more booster packs. Open your 3rd eye to Creamer.

➢ This week, Emmy and Mia discuss resolutions, disappointing conclusions, and adhesive strip fusions. (Skip to 00:25:17 to avoid spoilers for Link's Awakening.)

➢ This week, we discover a bizarre Yoda, Discuss Plug and Plays of varying quality, and draw striking similarities to events of the past.