The emotional trauma of sleepovers, was Ariana Grande dick-notized?, running into Jameela Jamil in NYC, odd couples, age gap lurvee and thoughts on the new and the O.G. Sabrina the Teenage Witch

This week the girls break down A Star is Born, how Ryan Gosling can tell a story with his eyes alone, how eating bananas on trains (or anywhere) should be prohibited and a royal update (primarily on how little hair the boys have left on their heads).

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This week the girls talk books and movies they are loving and loathing, whether Kanye West has actually said something profound, and all round celebrity updates.

This week two (admittedly) very hungover girls discuss the Bachelor TWIST, obese children, Maniac, why you can't trust guys with thick necks and are the Black Eyed Peas without Fergie really the Black Eyed Peas at all.

Tangents a plenty - so strap yourselves in for a meandering journey through celebrity goings-on over the last week.

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This week the gals discuss short stories, bad TV choices, the anxiety of unopened messages, and the stress of the dreaded dress code.

This week we talk football fever(both the good kind and in the literal sense of a fever), the Emmy's - who won, who lost and who the hell hosted?, A Simple Favour and where are the pants?!?

This week we talk the beauty of freddo frog fundraisers, Bill Hader's Barry, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy vaginal eggs (yeah we know that sounds hectic ... but just go with the flow), movies we are looking forward to seeing and geographic content discrimination.

This week we talk the human misery that is a replacement bus, kids running around in restaurants, we learn how to throw a party in Mykonos from Lindsay herself and off the back of the suggested new Academy Award category for "most popular film" we talk other possible awards to attract younger audiences to the Oscars (best kiss anyone? or how about incorporating slime into this?)

The girls are back! This week they catch up on the end of the Big Bang Theory (praise), Ronan Farrow, the enthusiasm of American audiences, trash in the street and there's something about the Honey Badger ...

This week we talk painting salmon, deepening your voice to be taken seriously, the brilliance of the O.C., first celebrity crushes and how AI kinda freaks everyone out.