It’s time to take a trip to the bakery Purple People where we will run into Lords and Ladies, horses and testicles as we explore the shelves of bread.   

Come discover why the upper crust really is better, what bread rolls and parchment have in common, how lumps and humps gave name to Nubbys and Cobs and why having butter with your chip butty is essential.  

Gyles shares his latest ‘Oh Crumbs!’ moment and Susie tells us about her Sourdough Bread making adventure.   

It really is the best thing since sliced bread…   

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Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week:   

Overmorrow - The day after tomorrow 

Roucoulement: The gentle cooing of doves 

Yesterfang: That which was caught or taken yesterday   

Gyles' poem this week was 'The Mower' by ‘Philip Larkin' 

The mower stalled, twice; kneeling, I found    

A hedgehog jammed up against the blades,    

Killed. It had been in the long grass.  

I had seen it before, and even fed it, once.    

Now I had mauled its unobtrusive world    

Unmendably. Burial was no help:  

Next morning I got up and it did not. 

The first day after a death, the new absence    

Is always the same; we should be careful  

Of each other, we should be kind    

While there is still time.    

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