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On our podcast there's an "ah" every 11 seconds, an errant "umm" every 25 seconds, a mispronounced word every 65 seconds, a serious case of copyright infringement every 24 minutes, and 250 cases of us focusing on ourselves instead of our listeners in every episode.

We're downing Cella Chocolate Covered Cherries (the four c's that sweeten every Christmas) and clowning on Stallone's Dirty Harry wannabe startin' somethin' attempt at another franchise. Sufferin' succotash! It just wasn't in the cards for ole Sylvester with this one.

So if you want to be a maverick renegade just like us, get in loser! This is our first Christmas movie of 2022, and we're way out on the fringe with this one. Cobra doesn't celebrate anything except lifted booties and the strike anywhere match, but we do.