Cobra Kai Never Dies

It's been a cruel, cruel summer, but we've survived long enough to witness Tory's epic fight face, an all out high-school brawl that leaves Lata's karate son Miguel is in the hospital, and the return of Kreese aka the Phantom of the Dojo! You've come this far with us, time to go all the way.

On the heels of season 2 finale, this episode brings all the pulpo! Join us as we discuss Tory and Sam's inexplicable training montages, Johnny/Daniel double dating up a storm, and yet another innocent teen party ruined by karate rivalries. 

Lull over! This week: Johnny gets on his fancy smartphone and tries out all the dating apps, Daniel mounts an aggressively lame campaign to win back his poor overworked wife, and we try to fill the gaping void left by one Sensei Kreese. We do it all for the glory of love. 

Before Lata and Nina go on a holiday "lull," we're breaking down episode 7! The Cobra Kai teens do a Rambo exercise in the woods, Kreese is well on his way to jumping the shark, and we're all forced to watch the horrifying mating dance of Robby and Sam. 

Eyyy, we're taking a trip down memory lane! Buckle up as we discuss the impromptu reunion of 80's bullies (Jimmy! Bobby! That other guy!), Kreese kreese'ing the shit all over the Cobra Kai dojo, and the dangerous allure of one, Terry Silver. It's episode 6, somebody get a body bag! 

Halfway through season 2, baby. We're discussing the final transformation of Eli Moskowitz to Hawk/Karate Incel, the dubious utility of Wheel Technique, and the culmination of all that karate.flirting. We're ALL IN. Are you?

Picture it. Mogadishu in the 90's. Or was it Rwanda? Who knows! Join Lata and Nina as we finally delve into the complex origins of one John Kreese and perhaps experience our own moment of truth. 

On this episode: Johnny discovers the internet, Miyagi Do and Cobra Kai put on dueling demos at Valley Fest, and we run the numbers on just how much money Daniel is siphoning from LaRusso Auto/Anthony's college fund to make terrible ads for his failing dojo. Join us!

Lata and Nina are back...in black. Just like the episode! Join us as we celebrate the grand opening of Miyagi-Do, dissect training exercises that may or may not leave you with permanent brain damage, and ponder the hypnotic allure of Kreese's karate pout. 

Guys, we're back. And in our absence.... Kreese has crashed the dojo. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Join us to answer the questions on all our minds: Where has Kreese been? Where is he going? ...And just what the fuck is in that duffel bag he's carrying? It's Season 2: time to stop the ass-kissing and start the ass-kicking.