People watching for the Illuminati have it wrong. They're not looking at the appropriate indicators for trouble. It's not a triangle or pyramid you should be watching out for. It's an oval, the shape of an egg. And the signs are all around us: chickens are up to no good.
References:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlington_Raceway
https://einsty.com/list-of-animals-that-lay-eggs/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faberg%C3%A9_egg
http://en.believethesign.com/index.php?title=The_Egg-shaped_Car
https://www.candystore.com/blog/holidays/halloween/definitive-ranking-best-worst-halloween-candies/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oology
https://www.farandwide.com/s/white-house-tour-dc7375b9ea8a47a4
https://www.presidentialpetmuseum.com/whitehousepets-3/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2015/oct/05/history-egging-political-protest-britain
https://iowaculture.gov/history/education/educator-resources/primary-source-sets/great-depression-and-herbert-hoover/chicken
https://www.thoughtco.com/british-troops-burned-capitol-and-white-house-1814-1773649
https://www.whitehousehistory.org/the-burning-of-washington
Credits (or blames): Written & Produced by Dan Grinstead; Voices: Dan Grinstead, Jackie Grinstead, Melody B.; Music: Pretzelhead