Australia's very own Tr*nny and Susannah are back behind the mic reporting on the inner-beauty pageant that is London Fashion Week. They discuss the relevance of London and the UK as a fashion metropole for global fashions. God only knows why FKA Twigs and Cara Delevigne are raising consciousness (kissing) on the West End at Vogue World!

If 4 slim people equals two multi-racial models then how many c-sections does it take to neuter the Mowalola show? This is the place where Caravaggio and Cronenberg convene at the naval-height altar of the low-rise mini skirt. Stefan Cooke is waving his freak flag with more hardcore craft and softcore BDSM on the runway, while JW Anderson is un-stuffing his stuff and molding Play-Doh clothing for fun. Fashion is child's-play! Surely Freud would agree: you can't spell artisanal without anal!

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