CODING HUMANS

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[11 | Faraday Cage] Download or Read PDF

James finally breaks free from months of repetitive nightmares only to find himself living in a reality he doesn’t recall. It is unclear to him if he is still dreaming. For a moment, he thinks he may be, but his senses kick in, and he sees he is in his condo staring at the lone rocking chair. “What did I do all summer? I really need to get back to work. Enough drinking; the spring semester is afoot.”

There is much work to do to prepare for the semester, and James is still a bit shaky from the alcohol leaving his system. He picks his notebook up off the rocking chair to start prepping for his fall course. He flips open to the most recent page and reads some gibberish scribbled into it. The writing makes no sense, and there is text that doesn’t look like his handwriting. Being ambidextrous, he assumes he must have been writing left-handed, and as he became more intoxicated, it got sloppier. He moves past it to a blank page and begins his work, but, again, the instant the tip of his ballpoint pen presses into the thick notebook paper, a succession of thumping shakes his ceiling.

Thump-Pound-pound-pound

POUND-POUND-POUND-POUND-POUND

Thump-Thump-pound-pound

POUND-POUND-POUND-POUND-POUND

James’s face turns red, and his skin gets hot. He slams the notebook on the arm of the chair, watching the pen fly off onto the floor in front of him while screaming at the top of his lungs, “God! Fuck! DAMN IT!” 

(Someone living above me must be jumping up and down on the floor or something. Do they have a fucking camera in here? I haven’t heard anything in weeks, but the second I try to work, it begins.)

The noise stops after he has his temper tantrum. He collects himself by taking deep breaths and starts to read through his notes again.

Bang-BANG – POUND

Bang-BANG – POUND – POUND

Bang-BANG – POUND

The thumping noise spreads through his ceiling into the walls as if there is a tiny army of gnomes marching through them. 

(How could I hear this noise? The building is constructed with 12-inches of solid concrete between each floor. How can this noise be traveling through it? There must be some pipes or beams transferring soundwaves the same way kids play with two tin cans and a string.)

After enduring hours of exasperating clamor, James loses interest in focusing on his class preparation. He sets the notepad down on the windowsill and looks at himself in the mirror hung on the wall across from the rocking chair. He frowns, raising one eyebrow, and says to his reflection, “I guess it was meant to be.” “Where did you come from anyway? I don’t remember putting a mirror up in here.” “You must have grabbed one from the halls. Better be careful out there.”  

James finds himself walking the halls of his condo building. He is pondering various equations amongst other topics when he sees a professor from the university. She walks with a limp. He examines her leg and sees she has a brace on it. When he looks at her, she has her hands to the wall for support, pulling herself along like a spider crawling across the corner of a subtended floor.

He politely says with a smile, “Professor Florentine, I presume?” “Do I know you?” “Not intimately, but you are the professor researching and teaching string-theory, correct?” “Ah, yes, you must be the great Dr. James Francis Quasar. Groundbreaking research on timewave displacement and discoverer of the tranoquarticle. I heard you are also stuck in this god-awful building. I am in a hurry, but I would love to have a meeting of the minds someday!” “Sounds great! I look forward to it!”

As she walks away, he notices her reflection. She is no longer limping; she is rapidly walking down the hall and walking at such a fast pace, it could be mistaken for a light jog. (She must limp and pretend to

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[19 | 100,000 BCE]

On the newly seeded Earth, the hybrid-Anunnaki lived in harmony with their human counterparts. They spent their time teaching them and prepping them for their future to join them. A future that took a sudden turn when the Anunnaki decided, mining for gold and erecting monolithic structures were not of interest to them. They wished instead to enjoy the fruits of Earth—not the labors. 

At first, they found the Earthlings to be unique—like a pack of loving dogs. They wanted to know where they came from or how they evolved into the humanoids they are. 

It was a mystery to them how the intelligent life of Earth had formed. The Anunnaki hadn’t knowledge of other intelligent species outside of their own race, and before they sent the false moon to Earth, their explorations of it showed no signs of such life. Nevertheless, they were there.

All around the globe, hybrids were becoming frustrated with their assigned duties. The new organic casings altered their minds. The desire to save and further their race was no longer a priority—love, food, and passion triumphed. 

All the Anunnaki were assigned to different parts of the globe, each with specific skin tones to match the surrounding weather and land. The color of their skin somewhat mimicked the already developed people. Then, the hybrid skin began turning colors and reflecting in the sun like a rainbow on a slick oil spill, eventually settling and turning into a soft blue. The foods they ate and the shelter they had, altered the virgin bodies they took up residence in.

Across the planet, the hybrids remained in contact. They were all synced together with technological telepathy, allowing them to stay in touch after they dispersed. Amongst their discussions, they learned from the other’s experiences that humans are intelligent beings not dissimilar from themselves. Flashbacks of their primitive state on Nibiru came back to them. They realized that the Earthling natives could also advance as they did, so they began teaching them language, mathematics, and culture.

Life as a teacher was rewarding for a time, then the nostalgic effect wore off. This education went on for a few years while the Anunnaki attempted to build pyramids around the globe. The Anunnaki became frustrated with their mission, and they grew ever more arrogant from their role amid the humans. More and more, it became apparent that humans would be best suited to be slaves for them rather than counterparts. 

They kept the people separated into different classes, keeping them clustered in pockets of Earth based on height and skin color. Some of the people—the beautiful people—were held to be close servants and even friends. 

After becoming educated, many decades and generations of slaves later—occasional bits of intelligence could match the old minds of the Anunnaki. These people were kept nearby and trained as scientists to help learn of Earth and its unique physiology. The majority of the native people—of lesser intelligence—were given minor duties such as brick building or farming.

The hybrid-Anunnaki saw the capabilities of the people and their misunderstood directions in life as an opportunity. They could build their new civilization in a fraction of the time using them and then keep them as a slave race to meet their every need. 

The hybrids found the woman of Earth to be irresistibly tantalizing. Sexual intercourse became an obsession for the male Anunnaki—something the leaders of Nibiru would not be pleased with. The female hybrids' abilities to feel pleasure and become pregnant were not present—this caused frustration amongst the opposite sexed group.

A need most of the foreign visitors didn’t know they had, was love. They attempted to breed with each other early on in their mission without success. Maybe it was due to the cycling of t

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[13 | 4.5 Billion Years BCE]

Stuck within Jupiter and Mars’s gravitational pull, the orbiting planet Phaeton is reaching an inevitable end to its fruitful rain. 

Phaeton has been orbiting just outside of the habitable zone within Orion’s spur of the Milky Way since the solar system formed. Usually, a planet could not support surface life more intricate than a microscopic organism at this distance from the sun. However, the massive amounts of energy Jupiter produces, combined with the sun’s light waves, creates a unique atmosphere for the planet. This atmosphere has sustained intelligent life for billions of years. 

The surface of planet Phaeton maintains a steady temperature of 22-degrees Celsius at all geographical locations outside of the north and south poles. This even temperature results from a constant spin while staying within Jupiter’s grasp. Jupiter keeps Phaeton within close proximity while Mars prevents it from sliding into the gassy ball. Mars’s trips around the Sun then reinitiate Phaeton’s spin on each round. The movement of Mars acts like the force of a hand slapping a basketball on the tip of one’s finger to keep it in uniform rotational motion. The combination of forces allows Phaeton to piggyback Jupiter about the Sun while staying within the protection of the giant planet’s warping of spacetime.  

Phaetons even spin, and near moon orbit to Jupiter allows for steady temperatures along the surface, just as a whole chicken on a rotisserie would while rotating over a fire. At first glance, the planet appears to be a moon of Jupiter, but it does not orbit Jupiter; it is stuck in place orbiting the Sun with Jupiter. 

The distant Sun helps to illuminate the land, the energy from Jupiter provides an endless paradise amidst the drylands. 

Phaeton’s minute amount of sunlight helps to produce a visible spectrum. This spectrum is generated when the Sun amplifies the radioactive waves of Jupiter, creating a rich glow. The nuclear energies combine with the surrounding plant life energy to form a vivid emerald-green atmosphere with a hazed orange troposphere. The formed light then allows for animals to have various types of vision.

Since the planet was fashioned from the local stardust and locked within Jupiter’s gravitational pull, it didn’t take long for life to evolve. The conditions were immediately perfect, and the consistent smashing of asteroids into Jupiter spewed off all sorts of strange and foreign life forms that floated in from galaxies far-far away.

These odd life forms hitchhiked on different materials that helped Jupiter become the gas giant it is today. Jupiter wasn’t always gaseous; it was once a solid sphere of mixed metallics. An intermingling only possible under the extreme pressures of planetary creation. 

At first, penetrating objects simply broke to pieces upon collision with the planet. Then, a moon-sized comet with a core of frozen acid cracked Jupiter like an egg. The two bodies blended together, leading the impacting object to become the yolk of Jupiter. The heat from the friction melted the acid, which in turn melted the assortment of metals and the chemical reactions began expelling various forms of gas. The gasses kept coming and coming – for hundreds of years – until finally, the planet formed into the ball of freely floating molecules it is today.

Along with the many collisions, expelled debris formed all of Jupiter’s moons. During this formation, Phaeton was on its own orbit, zigzagging between the preformed Mars and Jupiter. It zipped about the sun crossing Mars’s path, feeding into Jupiter’s then back across Mars’s. 

Once Jupiter became fully formed, as well as Mars, one of Phaeton’s passes got warped. As it headed out on its trajectory, it was slung backward like the aftereffects of a slingshot. The planet then bobbed back and

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[7 | The First Moon]

4.5 billion years ago, when Earth was just a floating blue ball, it whipped around the Sun with a sister planet, opposing its trail. The two spheres of massive proportion would zip past each other on each revolution, never coming in contact. Each of their orbits was shifted slightly from being uniform with the sun like two overlapping circles. This neighboring planet to Earth would eventually become known as Planet Theia. 

Theia was a very unique and special planet. Its path about the center of the solar system went against all logic in the local galaxy. It orbited the Sun in a clockwise direction, unlike everything else moving counterclockwise. It was also like Earth because it was mostly hydrogen and oxygen. However, it was free from water in any form, and surface life was not present. 

The atmosphere was predominantly made up of hydrogen—a miniature sun weighting to ignite. Its core consisted of magnesium, an element abundant in Earth’s crust and seawater. The rare combination of pure element accumulations made the planet act more like a balloon in the wind than a body stuck in the quicksand of gravity. 

Theia was not externally inhabitable but offered all the elements necessary and nested comfortably within the habitable zone. It was only a matter of time before it would have become teeming with life—that is, until it met its inevitable doom. 

Theia and Earth, like two siblings, fought for their mother’s attention—their mother, the Sun. They whipped and twirled about it for millennia attempting to knock the other out of orbit with each flyby. The two planets grasped at all passing objects, sucking them in with their gravity to enhance their size. The increase in mass offered a more significant pull of gravity. Combined with the rotational motion and elliptical trajectories, the larger of the two would have the advantage of pushing the other out of orbit.

If one took the two planets and sped up their evolution over billions of years to a thirty-minute show, it would look as if they were conscious and well aware of the other’s presence within their orbit—a celestial conflict for the primary use of the Sun.

The ballet between the two continued until their sizes could no longer keep them from grazing the other when passing by. They inched closer and closer on their almost uniform trajectories about the Sun for millennia, only in opposite directions. Once the two bodies gained enough mass so that they were of the approximate size, the grouping pushed gravity into a balance. They both then shifted slightly out of their overlapping trajectory into the same course. This happened when each was on the opposite side of the Sun relative to the other. Their new path aligned them on an almost circular route, with a uniform radius about the Sun.

There had been another planet—planet Nibiru—caught in the motion of the two orbiting bodies. The clockwise and counterclockwise movement of Earth and Theia kicked Nibiru back and forth on a semi orbit of the Sun. This action kept it within the habitable zone on a permanent sunny holiday. It would have been as if the United States reversed rotation in November, sending it back to June. Then in June, it would get kicked around, sending it to November. This back-and-forth semi orbit was broken when the two bodies balanced out, sending Nibiru on a new trajectory stretched across all the planets.

The final equating mass was a classic iron asteroid about the size of Rhode Island. It flew past Earth—just missing it—headed towards the Sun. 

When it approached the Sun, the extreme heat expanded it, melting out any noniron contaminants. The chemical reactions then flung it off its direct hit course with the gas ball. When it reentered the vacuum of space, the freezing temperatures forced the molting ball of metal into a nearly perfect sphere—a

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[4.5 Billion Years BCE]

(Read or Download PDF) Just outside the edge of Earth’s solar system, a large spherical vessel cuts through the fabric of space like a knitting needle slipping through a bubble. After a quick lightspeed jump, it becomes stationary, floating near Neptune. It then rotates slowly, adjusting its trajectory to align with the Sun. Once the object's course is set, the metallic ball goes from stagnant to a blurred stream shooting past Saturn, gliding across the planet’s rings. The warped space trail leaves The Ringed Planet and loops around Jupiter using its gravitational pull to sling itself towards Earth. On its way to Earth, the craft maneuvers between Phaeton and Mars, sending a gravitational wave through Phaeton's surrounding space-median—the waves are left rippling in its trails. It then gains momentum, reaching speeds upward to seventy-five percent of the speed of light. Once the object reaches terminal vacuum velocity, it travels approximately 694,000,000 kilometers from Jupiter to Earth in just under half a second. It then comes to a crushing halt sending another gravitational wave across the galaxy. The vessel has arrived at its destination; destination: Earth’s orbit.

The ball-shaped metallic ship's radius is 1,609 kilometers. Its configuration is nearly spherical but with a slight egg shape—a geometric feature that is only noticeable from a viewpoint outside of the galaxy. The minute oval construction is meant to accommodate the warping of space-time so that light can bend around it. The light can then stay on a linear path as it flares across the solar system.

Once positioned, the craft maneuvers between the Earth and the Sun until the three galactic bodies become colinear. It then moves along the invisible line back and forth until it wedges itself into a perfect eclipse, casting a shadow over the Earth. The Earth all but disappears from view as the vessel finds itself in a fixed orbit with the planet approximately 386,243 kilometers away. The shadowy world is covered entirely with water—a calm blue marble stuck in the black fabric of space.

The object's slinging movement interrupts the surface tension of the untouched planet. Like a kid dropping a pebble into a pond, the gravitational waves send contour ripples 12,700 kilometers in diameter until they disappear to the other side of the planet.

In approximately 8-minutes, the temperature of the Earth’s liquid surface drops dramatically. The vessel stays put until the exterior of the eclipsed portion turns into an icy shell. Once the ice forms, the ship moves rapidly in orbit to the other side of the planet. It is now eclipsed by the Earth, blocking out all sunlight except for a small glowing hoop.

After another 8-minutes, the surface returns to its average temperature, and the ice melts quickly, mixing with the warming water flowing in from the unfrozen side. The blending of the room temperature waters with the breaking sheet of ice causes massive waves and maelstroms to erupt across the globe.

The vessel continues these maneuvers for months until 70% of the water is frozen and collected in the north and south poles. The collection forms the polar ice caps, effectively lowering the sea level.

The water’s draw-off then exposes a single continent of massive proportion. This freshly exposed earth is littered with flip-flopping sea creatures. As the water runs off, the animals become fixed in limp foliage bedded about assortments of rocks, sand, and crustaceans.

Within days, the former sea-dwelling creatures, struggling to breathe on the bare continent, die off. The dead carcasses and plant life leave behind a primordial genetics pool that gives birth to microscopic organisms. These organisms adapt quickly to the dry land environment and, over four billion years, blossom into super animal giants.

[2 | Earth’s Satellite]

After the