This week, the convo hits every emotion:

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Grief During the Holidays – Thanksgiving and Christmas can hit hard when you’ve lost someone you love. We’re talking about coping, honoring memories, and what it really feels like when joy and pain share the same table.

AI & Cheating Simulations – People are now using artificial intelligence to fabricate evidence of infidelity — generating fake images to “prove” a man has a side piece. What happens when tech gets too toxic?

Dating in Washington, Part 3 – When does “helping out” turn into “sponsorship”? We’re breaking down when to start or stop paying for a woman’s upkeep — and to what degree before it crosses into disrespect or dependence.

It’s real, raw, and a little uncomfortable — just how we like it.

Press play, pour up, and let’s talk about it.

This week’s conversation is wild from every angle:

– Antonio Brown Extradited from Dubai – Attempted murder charges got AB back in the headlines. Is it mental health, money, or madness?
– Is Kissing Intimacy or Nah? – We’re breaking down why some folks think kissing means more than sex, while others see it as just foreplay.
– Friends of the Opposite Sex – Why can women have male friends, but men can’t have female friends without judgment? Double standard or self-protection?
– Long-Distance Love – From Tacoma to Vancouver, BC. Does “out of sight, out of mind” always kill the connection — or is that just an excuse?

Unfiltered conversation, real perspectives, and zero sugar-coating.

Press play, pour up, and get ready for the smoke.

This week, we’re mixing romance with a little recklessness:

– Scooter’s Dating Rules – Who kisses who first? Who pays for the first dinner? And is sex on the first date still taboo… or just Tuesday?
– No Limit vs Cash Money – The battle of the South. We’re talking legacy, hits, and who really ran the golden era of hip-hop.
– Dating on the Spectrum – How neurodivergent folks experience love, attraction, and communication — and what “chemistry” really looks like when the rules hit different.

It’s funny, thought-provoking, and a little left field — just how Coffee and Condoms likes it.

Press play, pour up, and let’s get into it.

Seattle got real this week — and Ms. Newman’s balloon wasn’t the only thing that got popped. We’re diving into the wildest moments from her appearance on A Real One — the shade, the honesty, and the pure chaos of dating after 50 in the Emerald City.

Then we’re pulling the lens back:
Why is dating in Seattle so damn complicated? From “Seattle Freeze” energy to ghosting, algorithm fatigue, and everyone acting like they’re too busy healing, we’re breaking down what it’s really like out here trying to find love in the land of rain, tech bros, and micro-dating.

It’s funny. It’s messy. It’s real.
Tap in — we talking Ms. Newman, mixed signals, and modern-day madness.

This one’s wild from the jump:

– The Bed-Wetter Breakdown – You wake up and your date pissed the bed… what now? We’re talking awkward exits, hygiene horror, and deal-breaker decisions.
– Mom Mode or Missing in Action? – Is being an absent parent a red flag, or just a symptom of burnout?
– Red Flags You Can’t Ignore – From shady behavior to Scooter’s ultimate no-go: trash feet. Yup, we said it.

Real talk, raw laughs, and zero filter — just how we like it.

Press play, pour up, and let’s talk about it.

This week’s topics are all over the map — and that’s exactly how we like it:

– Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl – Is this the ultimate crossover or just the NFL chasing clout?
– What’s a White Dish? – We’re talking casseroles, raisins, and cultural cuisine confusion.
– Is Squirting Pee? – The age-old question that keeps science, TikTok, and group chats divided.
– Sex Position Conundrum – We’re breaking down what works, what doesn’t, and who’s lying in the bedroom.

No filters. No boundaries. Just uncut conversation the way Coffee and Condoms does it best.

Sip up, laugh hard, and argue later.

This week’s stories are wild from start to finish:

– Rockdale County Segregation – A “history lesson” gone wrong that feels more like 1950 than 2024.
– Teacher Birthday Song – Singing “you look like a monkey” to a Black student? The internet is livid, and so are we.
– Off-Duty Officer with a Gun – White kids on the street, cop pulls heat, and now the uproar is everywhere. WTF is going on?
– Jaden Smith vs Chris Rock – A beef nobody asked for, but everybody’s watching.
– Maryland School Horror – A 2nd grader hung by 4th graders, and the school called it “horseplay.” Let that sink in.
– Neo’s 4 Wives – He said it himself. Is this love, delusion, or just R&B energy turned polygamy?
– Puffy Sentenced – 4 years and 2 months. Is justice finally catching up, or is this just a slap on the wrist?

No sugarcoating, no safe takes.

Pour up, press play, and let’s talk about it.

This week’s conversation is all gas, no brakes:

– National Guard in Memphis – Soldiers in the streets. Are we looking at order, optics, or straight government overreach?
– Jim Jones Airport Incident – Dipset drama takes flight. What really went down with Capo at TSA?
– Dame Dash on The BC – Dame’s back dropping knowledge. Is he teaching business, or just preaching Dame-isms?
– Tamar Braxton’s Double Life Show – Reality TV reaches a new low (or high?) when a Black woman wears a diaper on screen and gets it changed. Trash TV or peak entertainment?
– Mayweather Calls Out Crawford – Will the fight of the decade actually happen, or is this just Floyd being Floyd?

Raw talk, wild takes, and laughs in between.

Press play, sip slow, and let’s get messy.

This week, the streets and the streams are buzzing:
– Don’t Trust RoadBlox – Kids’ game or scam central? We break down why people are saying keep your eyes open.

– Charlie Kirk Shooting – Another headline that’s got everybody talking. Was he targeted or just caught up in the madness?

– Canelo vs Crawford – The fight we’ve all been waiting for. Who’s walking away with the crown?

– Power Origins Casting – They just picked the new faces… but will fans ride with it or call foul?

– Scooter Job Chronicles – From the workplace trenches: this lady at work got us shaking our heads.

Unfiltered. Off the wall. Straight barbershop energy.

Tune in, sip up, and let’s get messy.

We’re back with another wild ride:

– Teacher Bae – Is she getting clout, criticism, or both? We unpack why the internet stays pressed.
– ChatGPT Tragedy – A man uses AI before unaliving his mom and himself. Did the tech feed a mental illness, or is this another scapegoat story?
– DUI Checkpoints in WA – Are they really coming back? And what does that mean for your Friday night pull-up?
– Mayweather vs Tyson – Yup, you read that right. Floyd stepping in the ring with Iron Mike for an exhibition. Is this history in the making or just nostalgia boxing?

PLUS: 

Druski in All Whiteface... 

Ms. Newman is really light skinned

Raw talk, real takes, no filter.

Sip it, stream it, argue with it later.