Taking on the big questions as ever. Are Smurfs a race, a species or merely a culture? What are their likely political ideologies? Will they ever evolve beyond the level of beasts?

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We take a trip into the world of Troughman, the Sydney Pisspig. Look at him go. Oh lord he must smell bad!

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I discuss the social importance of the KFC Family Bucket, Weekend Dad and how the Trickstar Children got caught in a moment.

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Boris Johnson drops in to do an intro for the show. Me and Jimmy break down the imminent Musk Vs Depp cage fight and Mitten is my dad. 

Sweet Johnny is in and absolutely shook! We get into the new Spor EP and the scientific recommendations surrounding glory holes.

Everything is absolutely fine. No need to worry, panic or lose your shit. I am sure there is a rational explanation for all of this.

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We cover a Coffee And Memes goodtimes girl whose cleverly expoilting the free markets to relieve weird dudes of their cash. I ponder what it would take for me to start a puppy boy OnlyFans account. 

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I discuss my theories about the #FreeBritney movement and my continuing disgust for the Upside Down House.

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We are making laws based on memes now apparently and I bore Sweet Johnny half to tears with the Ghislaine Maxwell banter.

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The Brighton Autonomous Zone has fallen. Razoline Lucas is no more. Elon's ex is forced to defend some very bizarre accusations.