I don’t understand coffee culture. At all. If something tastes awful the first ten times, why force yourself to like it—especially when it turns into a daily dependency people can’t function without?

This starts as a rant about coffee (and why hot chocolate wins every time) and turns into a very honest spiral about addiction, habits we never question, why people pretend they know things they don’t, and how half of adulthood is just confidently guessing. I get into spelling, words everyone acts like they understand, conspiracy theories, government corruption, and why questioning things doesn’t make you crazy—it just makes you curious.

It’s unfiltered, self-aware, and all over the place in the best way.

Highlights

• Why coffee tastes terrible and people pretend otherwise

• Forcing yourself to like things that become addictions

• Coffee vs. hot chocolate (this isn’t even close)

• Why spelling, big words, and English in general are a mess

• Arrogant vs. ignorant (still unclear)

• What “conspiracy theorist” actually means

• Questioning authority without losing your mind