Coffee - The Nectar Of The Gods. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #coffee #morningcoffee #coffeeadict #espresso #coffeeinaction #latte

Coffee, the nectar of the gods. Without it, the world would have ended. If you don't have coffee every morning, you're probably a terrible person or you're just a baby. It's good to know the coffee was discovered by a goat herder in Egypt. America drinks the most coffee with an average of 88.8 gallons per year per person. If you drink too much coffee today, you become irritable and a giant aihole, so drink less Karen. Coffee has a very special connection to all types of people. Even in music, it has a very special connection Eric Clapton both are better without cream. You should also know the difference between coffee and your own opinion. Most people will only ask for coffee. There's really only two types of people in this world as well. Those that love coffee, and liars you should know how a coffee snob takes their coffee. Seriously, very seriously. Even IT people love coffee. They love Java and hipsters often burn their tongue on coffee, because they drink it before it's cool. Now if you take my coffee you better get ready for a mugging. But all seriousness coffee makes you an honest person and without it you'd be full of shit. It's nice baby!

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