We're back folks! Well, most of us. We're missing Dan but we still have plenty to talk about. This podcast is now for true Na'vi patriots only. We've been fully Avatar-pilled. Jordan also doesn't shut up about Dune for awhile. We also saw M Night Shyamalans latest bowel movement, Knock at the Cabin, and talk about the new HBO hit The Last of Us.

It's a blitz of an episode as the boys blast through all the garbage torturing them these past few weeks. They talk about everything from the Hobbit films to Stranger Things 4, Obi Wan, The boys, Strange New Worlds, and even have time to go over the recent Playstation State of Play.

Dan watched the Hobbit 03:43

Jim watched Stranger Things 08:20

Obi Wan first 3 Eps Review 17:01

Severance PSA 32:45

THE BOYS season 3 33:08

Strange New Worlds 42:35

Final Fantasy 16 54:20

Callisto Protocol 58:51

REM4KE 01:02:48

Horizon 01:03:49

Street Fighter 6 01:05:02

Stray 01:06:47

Rollerdrome 01:08:58

God of War rated in Korea 01:10:36

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet 01:11:05

We're Back! And we're on the hunt for some strange. Dr. Strange and Strange new worlds that is! This week the boys deep dive into their final thoughts on Moon Knight , the first 2 episodes of Strange new worlds, Dr. Strange In the Multiverse of Madness, before finishing out with a brief Horizon talk , and some news stories. Silent Hill is back! But can we get hyped for it?

Moon Knight 02:19

Strange New Worlds Ep1 & 2 17:50

Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness Review 30:05

Horizon Forbidden West 01:03:03

Square Enix sells some studios 01:08:20

Possible Playstation event in june 01:11:18

Silent Hill Leak 01:15:43

Elden Ring outsold Call of Duty in the US 01:18:35

In this episode we are down one man so Jim and Jordan took that opportunity to talk endlessly about Dune and Star Trek. But don't worry! On top of discussing Jims journey into Deep Space 9 and Jordans journey into the early access strategy game Dune Spice wars. They also talk about Moon Knight episode 5 , a bunch of Playstation news, give a review for The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, and finish out talking about something they didn't even know existed! I don't think anyone is convinced Cinemacon is real, but a bunch of shit was announced at it.

Moon Knight Episode 5 01:32

Deep Space 9 10:00

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 17:00

Dune Spice Wars 33:50

PS5 VRR update 44:40

More 3080ti shaming 48:18

PS+ Premium 2 hour game trials 50:12

Sony blocking PS+ stacking 54:02

Sony Game Preservation hire 57:15

FF16 is almost done! 58:40

Cinemacon Roundup 01:01:00

The Northman Full Spoilers from 15:17 - 1:41:50

It's finally time! Robert Eggers has blessed us with a new film and in this episode Jordan, Dan, and Jim have an in depth discussion and review on the movie after talking about Moon Knight Ep4 for a bit. They then finish off with a few news stories that'll make you want to die! Enjoy!

Moon Knight Episode 4 02:41

The Northman Review 15:17

News 1:41:50

In this episode Jordan, Dan , and Jim gather together this Easter as godless heathens to discuss all the garbage plaguing us today. They talk Moon Knight EP3 and then celebrate because, not only did Jim finally play Returnal, but he also tore his lung in a freak accident and lived to tell the tale! Dan then tells us about his time with the Dark Souls 3 Cinder mod before Jordan details his journey through the Sci Fi worlds of Horizon and Star Trek Deep Space 9. DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT STAR TREK PICARD. The boys then get hype for The Northman and cover some news.

Moon Knight EP3 02:52

Jim Played Returnal 20:36

Man Tore His Lung "Jerking Off" 25:15

DS3 Cinder Mod 28:05

Horizon 41:28

Deep Space 9 43:05

The Northman 52:30

Witcher 3 Next Gen Delay 57:35

Jimmys Shame 1:00:00

Need For Speed 2022 01:05:05

Contractually Obligated Blood Borne Remastered Convo 01:07:00

Final Ghost Of Tsushima Patch 01:08:30

Microsoft Ads in F2p Games 01:11:05

In this episode Jordan, Jim, and Dan finally talk about Moon Knight! After that they get into some Returnal, Post Elden Ring Depression, Horizon Forbidden West, Pokemon ROM Hacks, and Tiny Tina. Then, Jordan and Jim forced Dan to listen to them talk about all the terrible Star Trek shows and movies they've been watching. Please be excited! They then finish out with some news and topics they missed out on last week. Like, what DC character did the director of the new Jurassic World "movie" compare the villain dinosaur to? Haven't figured it out yet? It's the one that's the most embarrassing and shameless one to compare it to. I promise they don't talk about Morbius in this one.

Moon Knight Ep1 & Ep2 02:36

Returnal is incredible 26:58

Post Elden Ring Depression 36:44

Pokemon ROM Hacks 44:45

Tiny Tina Grindset 48:44

New Star Trek is nothing but pain! 54:11

May 5th Content Combo 01:06:10

The Northman 01:07:53

House of Dragons Release date 01:12:40

Chris Pine on Star Trek Movies 01:15:52

Everything is Joker! 01:19:45

New Playstation Plus 01:27:00

Kingdom Hearts 4 01:32:12

In this episode Jordan and Jim are joined by their good friend Dan to chat about some Elden Ring and how sorry they are for contributing to the opening weekend box office performance of Morbius. We had a lot more planned to talk about this week but Morbius was so terrible we had to talk about all the crazy shit that happened. We had to...

Elden Ring Final Boss/Favorite bosses 01:54

Morbius Review 46:39

Everything is a subscription service! Don't forget to sign up for Morbius+ and use the promo code "YoureAnIdiot" for 3 extra hours of scenes for the movie! In this episode Jordan and Jim talk about Jordans journey in elden ring ending, Returnal 3.0, Jims journey into Tiny Tina's Wonderland, F1 before diving into some rumors of big movements from Playstation and news from our favorite director!

Elden Ring 04:52

Tiny Tinas Wonderland 28:40

Returnal 3.0 41:35

F1 47:40

GTA+ 59:50

Playstation Vr2 Demo 01:10:27

New Playstation Subscription service 01:14:51

New Panos Cosmatos movie 01:24:00

First look at Nic Cage as Dracula 01:28:20

In this episode the boys talk some more Elden as they get closer and closer to credits (maybe?) They also touch on Gran Turismo 7 and the current controversies plaguing that game. And then they get into the big event of the weekned. F1 IS BACK BABY. Jordan and Jim give their full reaction and commentary on the events of the 2022 Bahrain Gran Prix just hours after it ended. They then finish off with a few news stories that just seem to further the dread and pain of the death of culture. But, hey! Morbius is coming out soon! Please get excited!

Elden Ring 01:35

GT7 and Controversy 17:28

F1 2022 Bahrain Gran Prix 24:00

News 01:01:49

GT7 Server Outage 01:02:00

Fortnite Temporarily Removes Building 01:04:40

Ghostwire Tokyo Previews 01:08:00

Hogwarts Legacy State of Play 01:09:35

Moon Studios toxic work environment 01:16:30

Moon Knight and getting sad over what movies are coming out 01:18:50