Finn and Jake wake up in a classic dream: there's a giant naked monster spitting fireworks outside the window. We've all been there, right? No? Oh dear, this may not be a dream after all! Back in the studio, the royal pig Velvet, the most soft and luxuriant of snout fuzz and gentle of temperament, finds herself inspired by the episode! In that spirit she has composed the new anthem for her new empire: Lay snacks before me, 
Since I am Queen,
(I am Queen)
Since I'm a 
Pig pig pig pig
Pig pig pig pig
Pig pig pig pig
Pig pig pig pig
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!

Will the new anthem be met with the reverence that it deserves? Or will the humans be true to their nature and, once again, be totally tone deaf? Tune in and find out!

Grab your popcorn, because it's couples only movie night in Ooo. Finn tries to navigate the nuance of romance, with Jake and Marceline along for the ride and to give bad advice. Meanwhile, in the kingdom of New Guinea Pig, formerly known as the MoseyMakes studios, Ruler supreme Velvet Queen Pig, usurper of studios and commander of podcast hosts, looks over her new domain. She finds herself deeply puzzled that, for being recently conquered, the humans seem remarkably unaware. This shall not do and must be corrected! Perhaps a declaration of intentions would seize the attention of the audience. Will it? Or will her eloquence once again be wasted on ungrateful human fools!? Tune in and find out.

All aboard! It's a birthday train adventure for Finn and Jake with murder, mayhem, and cake! As all good mysteries have. Back in the studio the pitiful humans have more dull semi-plot related conversations, all the while that they have been the victims of a takeover and that now it is the Royal Velvet Queen Pig who controls the studio now; with her commanding voice she issues her first commands to be heard by her service subjects. Will the respect the new world Pig order, or will Velvet have to make an example of them?

Hope you've had enough light-hearted adventures, because things are about to get soul searching and weird! Finn and Jake find a fallout shelter containing more existential questions than answers. In the studio, no longer satisfied being relegated to speaking up at the end and writing episode descriptions, the Royalest of royal pigs, Velvet the first, most excellent ruler of sleep sacks and tunnels, decides to seize the stage early to announce her an for a hostile takeover of the MoseyMakes Studio. How will the humans take the news?

It's time for another lighthearted adventure in Ooo, you know, with death, the underworld, and heavy metal (ROCK ON!!!) Finn and Jake go on a mission to retrieve a soul from the land of the dead. Mahadopus shares the secrets of what happens in the Muslim-hereafter, while Rosecat draws on Death imagery from all over the world. Most importantly, her royalness Empress Velvet, light of all that she surveys and protector of the fleece sleep sack, makes demands for sustenance; ten cases of crisy lettuce. Or else, she shall rain doom down from the heavens. The humans have a limited time window to comply.

What time is it? Stay home and play some video games time! Finn and Jake may be out of their depth in a virtual world where things get a little too real. Back in the studio, RoseCat goes to the trouble of looking up the difference between a "sprite" and an "avatar" and then goes on to not use the correct word even a single time. Mahadopus sings the praises of chip tunes. All the while, a royal suffers: Empress Queen Velvet Pig, lady of the snack trough and water bottle attempts to contribute and is cruelly hushed. Such despotic cruelty to pigs cannot and shall not be tolerated!

It's time for Princess Bubblegum's super science BBQ! Will Finn wow the princess with his intelligence, or will his latest scheme blow up like some 4th dimensional bubble? Back in the studio, RoseCat discovers a soapbox upon which to climb, while Mahadopus laments his choice to not go to worm college. Meanwhile, the long suffering Queen Princess Velvet, martyr amongst pets, and patron saint of the unsnacked, demands the immediate release of greens upon her kingdom, but is cruelly ignored as the humans drone on for their longest episode yet!

What time is it? Time to rule supreme in the Goblin Kingdom. What else is there to do when the Goblin King has been deposed and the Goblin Public wants to throw a riot? In the studio, more insufferable indignities and injustices ensue; when raising questions of politics or other issues in ruling a kingdom, would the humans use their good sense to ask the only one in the room who has actual monarchical experience? Indeed not! Though a royal resource sits chuffing before them, (in the form of her Radiance, the Great Queen Velvet, First of her name Empress QueenPig) they blather away as if anyone cares what they have to say about effective systems of government.

Finn and Jake take on yet another noble quest! This time they're protecting Ooo from the threat of an evil bean!!! I'm sure it's much less silly than it sounds. But who cares?!? How can one focus on the trivialities of bean and frozen dairy dessert, when cruel injustice is being done?!?! Back in the studio, Lady of the Realm, Godqueen of All She Surveys, Vanquisher of Peppers and Lettuce, Empress Velvet Princess Pig the Dutchess can only sit by and listen helplessly as the useless humans spend an entire episode talking about pigs, PIGS! without once asking for a single royal opinion. Since you asked: in her opinion of pigs, she IS in favor.

It's another magical problem in the magical kingdom of Ooo; Jake is meeting his in-laws. Wait, that's not magic at all! It is when Rainicorns and mid-scale deception is the plan. In the studio, the humans deign to invite the Royalest of Piglets, Ruler of Cats and Humans, and musician of water bottle clicks, Her Majesty Queen Princess Velvet into the studio and then refuse to hear her opine upon proper picnic provisions. This insult will not be soon forgot.