Wulp, for a season that marketed itself as THE BEST SEASON OF SURVIVOR EVER, it kind of went out with a whimper. Either way, we had a blast deep-diving on Stephanie's merch line, Aubry running for what seemed like 5 minutes to get her car, enjoying the LIVE reunion format, and generally talking shit throughout the season with all of you, queens! Much love xoxo

Wulp, for a season that was marketed as THE BEST SEASON OF ALL TIME, it sure went out with a whimper. But hey, we still managed to have fun deep diving into Stephanie's merch line. Genuinely, we've had a blast with this season, despite doing a lot of sh&t talking, it's been a fun/memorable season. Thanks for tuning in, queens! We've had a blast xoxo

Womp Wooooomp! We're wearing all black today for reasons - certainly not jazzed about the season going into this finale. If only our favs wouldn't have been eaten up by ridiculous twists along the way, huh?

Come on in, queens and talk shit with us about Devens shooting star monologue, Rizzo's abs or bones, and Survivor's refusal to do classic Survivor challenges in a season that's supposed to be built around nostalgia. Go Tiff!

'Everyone will be shooketh' - and shooketh we were. We're talking about a real nailbiter ep this week on Come On In, Queens. Also, we're covering sunning buttholes, the hammock's rise to stardom and one of the messiest challenge rulings in Survivor history. Jonathan keep flexing those boobs, it's working. Come. ON. IN.

This episode could've been shorter. But we had Stef-splaining, a boot and rally, and Jeff gooning over Mr. Beast - gross

How about Aubrey downing grubs heads and all? Cirie is vomiting in the bushes, Joe is on his moral high horse again and Devens decides the best strategy is simply: blow this sh@t up

Liked the episode, could've done 90% less BEAST. Thanks for tuning in, queens!

Come on in, queens! This one is called “I Deserve All of This." (Not Jonathan, gross) Christian goes on a Jimmy Fallon -sponsored punishment tour (why, Survivor? no one asked for this), Cirie schools Emily on rice but honestly, the rice boats were a lot. Meanwhile, Jeff decides he’s a contestant now and jumps into the challenge like he’s been waiting 25 years for his moment (he has). On the bright side, we liked seeing him in full squat.

Come on in, queens! This one was kind of a mess - Winnie was taking phone calls and Jacob was literally ejected from his chair (thankfully we kept this fall in, get ready). Either way, this was an amazing episode of Survivor: chaotic pairings, Coach lying in third person, Cirie on a coconut finding spiritual journey, and a double elimination that said “clean up your alliances immediately.” Add in spaghetti-fueled bonding, Survivor is back.

Come on in, queens! This episode has everything: Tiffany delivering burn book reads, Coach spiraling into haikus and “honor” delusion, and Rizzo coaching the coach on how to play Survivor. AND we got an alliance called “Cirie’s Rizzard of Oz”… yeah, we’ve got a lot to unpack.

A blood moon rises and Jeff, the used car salesman, tries to sell us a rebranded merge-atory like it's something new and GROUNDBREAKING. It's not, grandpa. Honestly, it fell really flat and we didn't love this episode. So. we talked about no heat curling, sex on the beach, and a player who really got the shaft this season - and not the good kind. Also, covering Angelina's very real exit press this week. Survivor, we need you to get a grip.

Come on in, queens! Get on out, Jeff the impersonation comic. We've found the real theme of this season. Survivor: PTSD. Ozzie relives his Survivor slash Cochran trauma, Charlie continues to spiral around Maria trauma, and Coach is well, FORMING ANOTHER CULT.

We're disagreeing on whether Christian said 'polly pussy pants or 'pissy pants' (both wrong, it was 'polly prissy pants') and agreeing with Angelina around the lack of female voices this season. Also, diving into what we're both listening to...