What do YOU believe? Do these beliefs shape YOUR life?..REALLY? Do YOU do whatever the f*ck you want anyway? Are YOU just a piece of crap Hypocrite who actually has a semi-valid issue to manipulate(for once)? Do YOU live in your own bubble of distorted garbage to help you wake up every day? Well.. don't worry, there will be no reality show about YOU, but i am sure YOU can get on JERRY/MAURY anytime. My advice is as follows: CLICK THE LINK!! Listen to two people from 2 different generations talk about how YOU suck. *(half a brain required) 

OK..SO...What is it you're doing right now? I mean RIGHT NOW? Turn off CNN!! TURN OFF FOX!! Get a GRIP on yourself and LISTEN! We can LAUGH together, CRY together, and MAYBE...just maybe walk away with a TINY piece of mind. NO PROMISES! Just HOPE, sarcasm, and a bit of MISERY stirred up by 2 COMICS from TOTALLY different generations. It's your Brain...USE IT!! Click that LINK and get ready for COMEDY SHAKEDOWN. 

Hello, Thank You for this ONE second of ATTENTION. I KNOW all your time is managed very EFFICIENTLY.. and CONTENT that you "View" on the Internet is BEYOND appropriate. We are HONORED that you're considering THIS Comedy Podcast, that is FREE from sensationalized LIES, Propaganda, and is actually centered in REALITY (whatever that is anymore). We are PROUD of you! We PROMISE an attempt to be GENTILE during this COMEDY SHAKEDOWN. *(1/2 a brain required) 

Hello friends and LOVERS, listen to this episode if you think you have an INKLING of what is really going on. If not?.. Put on some MINDLESS nonsense to distract you and give you that SWEET sense of FALSE comfort you got from the Aunt Jemima box. It's never too late to change your mind. If you can FIND it?? No pressure, just SIP your drink, SMOKE your smoke and get ready for COMEDY SHAKEDOWN. *(backbone required) 

Welcome back, This episode does not need a SYNOPSIS.. does not need out of place CAPITAL LETTERS!! All this Podcast NEEDS is for you to take a finger (any finger} and hit PLAY. We believe in YOU!!.. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!! You can have your ridiculous sensibilities back right after you hear COMEDY SHAKEDOWN. `*[backbone necessary} 

In this episode we try and get back to business, and how better to do that then talking  about BABIES, Basketball and Foot Fetishes. You don't have to SWAT us, just pretend you have a sense of humor and maybe you will LEARN something. Don't get it TWISTED... On this show we only talk about things we THINK we know about. Being WRONG is part of life. Be Wrong with Us, LISTEN, LAUGH and get over yourself. We don't care how you look, how you smell, or even how you taste. We care HOW you are!! Be hardcore!! Listen to COMEDY SHAKEDOWN.

If you are TIRED of hearing people say what they "think" is right, then tune in and you will hear us talk about EVERYTHING under the sun. AND SOMETIMES WE ARE WRONG.. We are more concerned with learning the TRUTH. Learning is a hard PROCESS, why not have some laughs while we are HARD. Life is too short, especially when you might die any minute. Bang your brain cells together and be a better human being. We don't care if you drink too much and hate yourself, just please put the REBEL FLAG dining set away until the holidays. Turn OFF your TV!! Eat your Vegetables!! Put the HELMET on and STRAP in, next stop is COMEDY SHAKEDOWN. 

There is no description that will give this episode it's proper due. So listen and please bring both sides of your brain. 

Welcome to COMEDY SHAKEDOWN where Generations clash and people laugh at the pathetic mess we call our existence. We don't necessarily like you, and there may not be a reason?..But we hate ourselves worse and we can prove it. Come walk down a path of truth and honor. Have the guts to stand behind what your talking about!..and please have some money too. This is our INTO episode, listen, laugh and try to keep up.