Today, we’re wondering what a Martian would think of the public school apparatus and why screaming into a mic is all the therapy I can afford. We’re dissecting why 99% of humanity chooses comfort over control, and why my Korean-born 'dolphin wife' is the only thing keeping us afloat. Plus, I’ll share how the Jungian witch haunts the collective unconscious and why 'gym sluts' are the ultimate sign of our demise. 

Whether you're here to escape the convenience trap or just listen to me scream into the void, let’s get salty.

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